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1. Slop PAANS For Sut 7 THE COLLEGE EDITION A biMi HANUAL OF STANS TONS AND VREETS C0 EXPLOIT AVISER EPUCATION education not for sale BY DIzzIE Dezember 2006 With inspirational tunes by Khan Funker Vogt Combichrist Foetus and Yello LEAL FF CONENES Disclaimer Demand for Distribution Introduction Free Food Free Schwag Free Furniture Hardware and other Crapola Free Printing Free Photocopies Free Office Supplies Free Graphing Calculators Free Internet Free Software Free Miscellanea from Other Students the joys of thievery Free Money Clothing and Food donation scams Free Ebooks and Journals Free Books from the Library Free Textbooks Free Money again reselling rare books Free Basic Healthcare Free Money and Healthcare yet again doing research studies OFSCLA Mer Certain parts of this guide may deal with activities and devices which could be in violation of various Federal State and local laws if actually carried out or constructed I DIZZIE do not advocate the breaking of any law s Bend over and obey it s the only way This text file is presented strictly for informational and entertainment purposes only I do not guarantee that any of the information contained in this file is correct workable or factual None of it has been collected through any firsthand participatory knowledge whatsoever and is in fact all based on hearsay and silly masturbatory speculati2. Free PHOLSCOPIES Unfortunately there is no relatively straightforward way to obtain free copies as there is for free printing There are however various tricks folks have done to score some free copies on different machines Here are some hopefully helpful links and suggestions http www i hacked com content view 241 48 One idea to defeat coin mechanisms is to insert the coin quickly press the Start button on the copy machine and then immediately hit the coin return knob http www instructables com id EW8JTRWKO9ERIE1UQD Another suggestion also aimed at the coin mechanism is to short circuit the mechanism with a paperclip MacGyver style yo http www kuroShin org story 2004 5 28 13714 7587 A third option is to disable the coin card reading mechanism through the copier s software configuration interface Note that the interface will probably be inaccessible until you put a coin in or swipe your card the first time to unlock it If playing around with the hardware trying to disconnect the coin card reader from the copier or the software trying to disable the copier s recognition of the reader via the configuration menus doesn t work out you could try searching the manufacturer s website for manuals for the copier as well as the card reader Keep in mind that sometimes technicians leave the copier manuals inside the copier so don t be afraid to take a quick look see inside As last ditch effort call up
3. or at times partial payment for your participation regardless of completion This means that if say you ve signed up for a medical study that also requires a blood test at the end you could in theory participate into the study up until the blood draw and then state that you re not comfortable with going any further You will be compensated for your time and excused from the study money in hand Your partial participation however cannot be counted in the study itself and thus resources will have been wasted on you Unofficially what this leads to is known as blacklisting or shitlisting When participating in studies you ll often have to identify yourself by the last four digits of your social security number which can of course be entirely made up though you will most likely be remembered by your face identification is nearly never asked for as the same people tend to run all of the studies at a particular research center What this means is that after bailing midway through an earlier study if you show up for another one don t be surprised if you re cordially told that when we contacted you we didn t realize that we had already met our required quota so we re afraid your services aren t necessary at this point in time In other words you ll make more money in the long run by sticking to studies you re comfortable with completing all the way Who can participate in these things All studies have t
4. the manufacturer of the card or coin reading mechanism and explain that you re having trouble getting the copier to interact with the device but when you tried to disconnect it the copier wouldn t work and so on Though don t expect them to just hand you the info Alternatively if you re still having absolutely no luck with the student copier you could try to locate a different and perhaps more easily exploitable copy machine Find the locations of various departmental offices and waltz right into one These are surprisingly open and vacant during regular weekday hours and it is not all too uncommon for a lazy professor to send a student to get some photocopying done for zir It is further not at all uncommon for each department to have its own photocopy machine complete with a departmental access card that allows for unlimited copies Once you re in the office simply look around for the card which should be somewhere near the copier if the department has one You can take a quick glance at the names of some professors in that department from the mailboxes which will probably be nearby so if you re questioned you ll be ready with Professor asked me to copy this zine Free CFOS SUPPLIES As long as you re near the departmental offices see the preceding section look around for any supply closets You should be able to find the standard array of office supplies along with copier print toner paper and the li
5. you won t even be asked to show any student ID though if you are just start complaining about it being in your dorm that s like really far away FEO MONEY Id HLHI EISIN AGING research wue Um wtf An absurdly easy way to make some cash or score some free healthcare is to whore yourself out as a volunteer for various research studies The studies are typically conducted by academic institutions private corporations usually pharmaceuticals as well as various other think tank organizations The researchers will typically be testing something such as a new drug the effects of heavy metal on brainwaves group interaction under duress and so forth and will need research participants human guinea pigs to test their theories products on In order to lure in test subjects you ll be offered a reward also known as a dangling carrot consisting of either free medical treatment if you re doing a clinical study or and monetary compensation This brief section written in FAQ form will answer some general questions about where to find studies how much you can expect to get paid and other jazz And yes since corporate and educational interests are so interrelated in this day and age along with their mutually vested political interests as well I feel that it s therefore within the proper bounds of a guide about scamming universities to mention corporate sources for research studies What kinds of studies are there All
6. Sell Yourself to Science Also if you have the magical power to ovulate and don t mind a bit of surgery you can fetch around a couple thousand dollars per egg There is a whole so called subgenre devoted to egg donation though as this is outside the scope of research studies you re on your own to research the matter as you please Well that s about it for this guide If you ve got any comments or additions that you d like me to include in subsequent versions feel free to drop me a line at xcon0 at yahoo d o t c o m or give me a ring at 1 610 887 6072 And don t forget to visit www dizzy ws and www rorta net for more knowledge
7. University Yet this isn t a guide just for college students On the contrary the majority of the tactics described herein are intended to be put at the disposal of anyone who sets foot on a university campus particularly if it s for the express purpose of defraudment One doesn t even have to be the exact college age as extended learning programs are becoming all the more common though naturally blending in will be a touch more difficult At any rate certain credibility props such as a backpack can serve to relay the impression that you are indeed a student at the particular college you plan to hit Those expecting newsworthy swindles akin to those seen in movies or sensationalist news reports will likely be disappointed The cons that follow aren t grandiose grifts about how to scam free tuition or expropriate scholarship funds Rather these are practical everyday techniques that you can use to score some free grub get a little extra cash or procure some free books to read The methods transcend the colour spectrum of legality varying from the perfectly above board activities to shady gray zones of pseudo legit operations all the way down to downright illegalities Similarly the cons center around the exploitation of the university system and anyone affiliated with it Students professors and other human gears of the higher education system are thus all implicated as well As such you may find that some of the following me
8. are going on When contacting a particular study coordinator once again simply express your interest in the study and request additional information Keep in mind that spaces may be limited so contact the coordinator right away don t delay If you re asked to fill out a pre trial questionnaire or asked a few questions over the phone it s usually best to answer truthfully with regards to any medical studies lying about things like allergies can have the obvious adverse consequences while fibbing on all other non clinical questions like is English your first language if the study calls for only native English speakers is usually perfectly fine If asked about background habits like drinking and the study is on alcohol consumption you want to make yourself sound a bit above average but not so outlandish so as to be an outlier on their precious data graphs After the study is completed feel free to send a thank you email This will elevate you above the other masses in the subject pool and will help insure placement in future studies yes the studies are technically supposed to be random but human bias like a deadly nerve gas always has a tendency to leak in hopefully to your benefit How should I act during the study You aren t being graded on your responses unless this is a multiple part study and you must qualify to proceed to the next stage so generally you ll want to answer truthfully That is unless you w
9. drink like all the time and seeing as how you attend X university with Y amount of students you think that it d be a perfect opportunity for you to help promote their product Mention that you d therefore be all too happy to help propagate their brand by proudly sporting any t shirts or other wearables they send you as well as hand out samples to students Write emails to a few companies so that you ll get more schwag and in case some don t take you up on your generous offer If you re sent a batch of samples to hand out hand out a couple and snap some photos of the kids enjoying them to send back to headquarters and then ask for a new batch to hand out some more And don t fret the address you give them to send the goodies to doesn t actually have to be on campus Free FUNNELS Hard O Nd ather Spo Dumpster Diving Find out when the last exams are over in the summer and all the students begin to move out Visit the dumpsters daily that week to find heaps of discarded furniture hardware and other junk Don t forget to check out the dumpsters in nearby apartments at the same time as well If you re interested in more info about dumpster diving check out John Hoffman s classic The Art and Science of Dumpster Diving as well as his sequel Dumpster Diving The Advanced Course or my own guide http www rorta net index php page advanceddumpsterdiving Freecycling The Freecycling Network is a series
10. expensive Then hop on over to your local university s library site and see if they happen to have a copy If they don t don t despair quite yet University libraries typically provide an interlibrary loan service ILL free to students and faculty a small fee for everyone else that lets you request any titles not in the college s own library that they will then try to get from somewhere else If the book is at your local library merely procure it without checking it out see the free library books section above remove any identifiable markings and put the book up on a rare used book reseller site at a price that s somewhat lower than the cheapest version already available If you can only procure the book through the interlibrary loan proceed to make photocopies of the book see the free photocopies section above and then just put those up for sale Don t worry this is not an uncommon practice for particularly rare books just don t forget to mention that these are indeed high quality photocopies of the actual tome in your product description free BAGS Hea thoare Student health center offer a variety of basic healthcare services for free free here meaning that these fees are included in tuition The typical freebies that can be had include condoms band aids common immunizations and over the counter meds like Tylenol More complicated care involving say x rays or splints will require payment Chances are
11. kinds A fucking rainbow of opportunity abounds The studies range from the mundane drug tests and advertisement efficacy testing to the more fun studies like the effects of psychotropic substances and memory games to the outright bizarre ones along the lines of going on a broccoli sprout diet or watching nature shows while hooked up to an EEG A common misconception that may all too often arise from reading existing human guinea pig guides like Jim Hogshire s horribly incomplete Sell Yourself to Science is that the only studies that are out there are drug or other medical studies There are however plenty of non intrusive social science studies run by psychologists or business research firms which typically pay less than the medical studies but don t involve any uncomfortable physical examinations How much do I get paid for this shit Compensation varies from study to study Some don t pay any money but instead offer the benefit of complementary medical treatment For instance if you go into a migraine study you may be given a free month s supply of new experimental migraine medication but no money Other studies may pay anything from 5 50 an hour for a few hours or you may get around 2000 for a month long live in study Once you find a study if the compensation isn t immediately listed contact the study coordinator and ask what the compensation will be Typically the longer and more intrusive the study is the more y
12. of groups around the world consisting of folks who exchange shit that they no longer need for themselves Members post requests or offers via online messaging boards e g Free Couch Come Get it and whoever s first to reply and express interest can come pick up the unwanted item for free Many students are now setting up their own college specific freecycle networks or their differently named equivalents as freecycle is apparently now considered a trademark or some such douchebaggery To find out if there s a freecycle group at your local college check out freecycle org If there s not print out a few flyers see the free printing copying sections below setup a message board like a free albeit ad laden Yahoo Group and start one the fuck up though give it a different name to avoid any legal trouble Free FIIINEING Many universities charge for printing by making you go through some bullshit third party program that requires you to swipe your ID card with the program then deducting the total cost from the account on your card So the printing process typically looks something like this your computer gt third party software payment verification gt printer The obvious solution is to then cut out the middleman and make the file you want printed go straight from your computer to the printer This can be achieved by connecting directly to the printer in one of two ways hooking your laptop or the nearest library comp
13. same network whilst you re installing the printer actually printing to it you must be connected to the internet in general in order to be able to make contact with the printer in other words you can do this setup from your non university internet connection at home so long as you actually are connected to the internet And now that you have the printer s IP and if the printer happens to be made by Hewlett Packard you can play around with a little program called Hijetter http www phenoelit de hp which lets you mess around with the printer s environment variables as well as change the message the printer displays the Phenoelit folks recommended changing Ready to read something like Insert game token D A great resource for further printer hacking including tips on how to defeat printer passwords in some instances as well as further instructions on setting up your computer to print directly to the printer s IP is Irongeek s Hacking Network Printers site http www irongeek com i php page security networkprinterhacking Give it a look Finally if can t get the printer s IP there may still be ways to hack the middle man program For instance sandmander describes a way to transform PrintWise stations into free release station by clicking on the G in the corner entering the default login password admin admin and then manipulating the options more details here http www dizzy ws heap3 htm 40
14. tags keep in mind that there may be more than one in the same book or better yet stick the tags on unsuspecting consumers to help create confusion in the store as the EAS towers start beeping each time every other shopper walks out Remove the tag if any or foil wrap the tome you desire and then simply walk out holding the book by your side One may wish to use a random receipt that nonetheless obviously resembles those given out from the store i e go fish one out of the trash outside as a credibility prop and either have the receipt prominently sticking out of the books or even better pretend to be carefully looking over the receipt to make sure you didn t get scammed by the store of course as you walk out Nota Bene The advantage of lifting books from a college bookstore around the start of the semester is that the places will be crowded as all hell The disadvantage is that this may also be the time the college wastes more of your tuition on hiring special loss prevention officers typically uniformed so as to serve as grisly intimidating deterrents to watch over the college bookstore If you re therefore feeling particularly nervous fuck the high stress college scene altogether and go over to your favourite retail chain with minimal to the point of being virtually nonexistent security Barnes amp Noble comes to mind in the US If the retail chain store doesn t have the particular textbooks that you need they
15. FOM the Lilo Gry Library books are often tagged with a thin metallic strip typically found either betwixt the book s original spine and library s cover see the accompanying images or glued alongside the pages on the inside of the book in the margins In case of the former jam a pen or a small Xacto knife into the gap between the covers and pry the strip loose It ll take you a couple minutes to get the strip out of there a set of pliers or better yet tweezers will also be of great help to you in this endeavor If however the strip is inside the book between the pages chances are you ll have to cut out the page that the strip is attached to at the spine and then after cutting out the strip from the page tape the page back in Here s some eye candy outlining the aforementioned defanging process of removing the security strip from library books Figure 1 Your everyday run of the mill library book complete with the standard library binding glued over the book s own cover Figure 2 Here you can see the metallic EAS Electronic Article Surveillance strip between the covers As described above use a pen Xacto knife blade pliers or tweezers to detach it Figure 3 And here is the security strip post processing It lies naked defeated The book is now free To locate the strip hold a book up to the light and pear into the gap between the cover you should see a small slightly reflective strip Alternativel
16. ant to have a little fun If you want to fuck with the researcher s a bit who are likely fucking with you as the true intention of the study isn t often revealed until the post study debriefing session give insane answers to any of the free response questions For instance if you re looking at a series of pictures for various products and are asked to write down your mood write down happy for all of the products except say when you get to a tube of toothpaste write down very angry If doing some sort of medical study break down into tears and laughter sporadically and so on Though keep in mind that you don t want to overact so much as to be shitlisted so restrict your monkey wrenching to a subtle level If you re filling out bullshit survey answers keep in mind that there may be one or more control questions to which certain answers would be impossible such as questions asking if you ve ever done a nonexistent drug which are designed to weed out your malarkey What about selling blood sperm plasma etc The number of hoops you usually have to jump through to qualify for blood and sperm donation coupled with the low payments and time restrictions e g can only donate three times a month etc make most of these bodily fluid ventures highly unprofitable when compared to all of the aforementioned research study opportunities Nonetheless if you are interested in this sort of thing check out Jim Hogshire s
17. are leaving forgetting to return it I d be best to do this at the start of the course as most loan calculators tend to ahem magically disappear by the end of the semester FOR MANE Free internet access can be procured from university libraries using at least four methods 1 Simply find a workstation that doesn t require a university login to access or find one from which the previous user forgot to log out of 2 If all computers require a login approach the librarian and ask for a guest login password Some university libraries routinely issue temporary logins for guest patrons so this should be no big deal 3 Try unplugging the Ethernet cord from one of the library computers and plugging it into your own laptop Alas some universities require the registration of every new MAC address with a student login password before you can get on the university network 4 If neither of the first three options work you can always try the age old technique of shoulder surfing Just lurk behind a student as ze enters his username password and then login using zir credentials later on If you don t want to use the library computers and the university s wired and wireless networks both require the registration of each MAC address the hardware address of your Ethernet or wireless card with a student s login and you couldn t shoulder surf a legitimate student s login what you can still do is engage in a little warwalking over b
18. attached saying something along the lines of here s an advance copy of the review it ll appear in next quarter s issue Publishers want copies of reviews particularly those of the positive but not fawning variety to use excerpts from them in their own publicity stunts as well as in those Praise For pages oft seen in books A small aside your review copy will come with a nifty promo sheet providing bullet style points of the main features of the book These things are literally designed for reviewers who don t get around to reading the full book anyway so feel free to use these points in your own review In fact if you do a search for all reviews of a particular book you may start noticing that many of them actually say the exact same shit verbatim now you know why Nota Bene Press review copies are not the same thing as professor instructor review copies Many textbook publishers also offer review copies of books to instructors who are considering using the books for their courses thereby at least in theory guaranteeing the publisher fuckloads of that sexy green The catch however is that these review copies are often time based trials meaning you may have to send the book back after 60 days or so and require you to provide all sorts of fun info like your department university phone number etc Though if you re interested in testing the waters in this area go right ahead for an example of ins
19. do want to come off as being rightly pissed off at the merchant for fucking up your order Adding in something along the lines of my classes start in two days will also net you free overnight shipping for the missing copies It should be equally obvious that you ll only be able to pull this con once from the same company and that it is most effective on bulk orders where a certain percentage of bungling is only to be expected You can then return the duplicate to a bookstore for store credit or hawk them online or to fellow students there s that term again for a cheaper price in exchange for some good ol cashito Used Copies The used textbooks at the local college bookstore are going to be overpriced as shit no doubt there Visit a local used bookstore outside of the college and you re bound to find some cheaper buys The standard big wheelers like Amazon and B amp N also offer used books as do auction sites and sites devoted to selling used books like campusbooks com or urshelf com But now we re drifting off into the world of the dreadfully mundane so time to bring this section to a close FEO MANSY AGAIN PESELLING sre boons Yet another way to score some mullah is to take advantage of extensive university library networks to resell copies of otherwise rare books Do some research on out of print and rare book resellers such as alibris com to find out which books are the hardest to get and also the most
20. er Simply open the car door grab some yet to be delivered goodies and take off Can t find a delivery car around anywhere when you ve got the munchies Then up the ante a bit by trying the age old con Abbie popularized this one in Steal This Book available online at http www tenant net Community steal steal html of taking the liberty of calling up an order and giving a particularly inconvenient location say the top floor of the dorm furthest from the parking lot or and the address of that one kid whom you don t particularly hold in high esteem and then raid the hopefully unlocked car while your dummy order is being delivered Cafeterias Ah college cafeterias Who doesn t love these delightful delicatessens serving delectable delicacies good not only for their free food but for free silver and dinnerware There are essentially two types of cafeterias pay as you enter and pay as you leave and your techniques should as always be custom tailored to suit your particular environment Pay as you enter If you re charged before you re allowed entry into the cafeteria the obvious solution is to find an alternate entry point The thing is that after eating most folks have to be able to leave and the exits are usually left unguarded They may at best be locked to anyone trying to open them from the outside in which case you can just wait for someone to come out If you re ever questioned simply utter something along the li
21. heir own unique requirements Some will only accept smokers or pregnant 78 year old hermaphrodite albinos Each study will have the participatory qualifications which you should look over If you lie chances are that the proctors will be able to detect that something isn t quite right and will quick you out of the study with partial or no compensation after which you ll get shitlisted and won t be invited to any more studies in that circle If you don t get spotted and you re doing some sort of medical study you also run the risk of having the medications react with you in negative ways While most studies will also likely have minimum age restrictions set at about 18 or 21 years there are some studies which focus on juveniles with parental consent However no one really checks for proof of birth date so as long as you look old enough everything should be honky dory OK where do I find these studies already As most of the studies are conducted by academics look up the phone numbers or emails for the psychology neurology sociology business medicine departments at the local universities and call them up email them saying that you are interested in any present or future research study volunteer opportunities Some departments will have special mailing lists you can sign up for to receive news of any upcoming studies While on the subject of universities walk around a few local campuses and look at the flyers posted around the thereabout
22. hforebooksgoogle and torrent sites for your textbook If no one has scanned in the one you re looking for why not scan it yourself http rorta net forum showthread php t 237 and distribute it Other Digital Copies Aside from scanned books you can also check out projects like Wikimedia s Free Textbook Project now called Wikibooks at en wikibooks org wiki Main_Page Most classics used in classes that are out of copyright are also legally available from Project Gutenberg gutenberg org which currently has 20 000 ebooks online You can also take a quick look through the online databases that your school may have access to see the free ebooks and journals section above on the off chance that a book used in the course comes to mind The NetLibrary database may be particularly handy if your college has a subscription to it Discounts Now that I ve covered a few simple methods for procuring free textbooks there are also a couple common sense things you can do to chop a few bucks off the cover price Missing Copies After placing a bulk order from your online vendor of choice wait a couple days after you receive all of the package s for your order and then call up customer service and start complaining What kinda game are you sneaky motherfuckers trying to play here Only 11 out of my 15 books showed up planning on sending the others any time soon Obviously you don t want to be quite that rude but you
23. ke Toner for large laser and especially colour laser printers can fetch quite a pretty penny 30 100 isn t uncommon when put up for sale on your favourite online auction site Plenty of companies also buy up empty printer and toner cartridges though obviously for quite a smaller sum than full ones just search around for sites akin to tonerbuyer com or ecyclegroup com Free ISAPHING CALCU Ators To nab a gratis graphing calc you ll have to find a course where loaner calculators are given out if students have forgotten theirs Get your hands on the syllabus of any relatively large math science engineering course any class that will make use of the calculators works You can usually get a syllabus from the course s website or by popping in on the first day of classes check the school s calendar to find out when classes start and the publicly accessible course catalog to get the name of the professor teaching the course Next fire off an email to the professor saying you re having a spot of trouble seeing the proper information on the course registration page which you won t be able to access if you re not a student so could ze please let you know when where the course will be meeting Once you ve procured the syllabus show up for the first quiz test After the papers are handed out just ask the professor or one of the teaching assistants if you could borrow a spare calculator Then just leave when most of the other kids
24. n assembly left at the side of the table at a nightclub or from under the bleachers at a sporting event FRO MOONY LANG Id Food fONAEFON gme College kids love to feel like they re making a super duper difference in the world with a minimal exertion of effort As such various donations are exceedingly popular on college campuses Place a few boxes around popular social gathering spots throughout campus advertising your cause food clothing drive for insert oppressed minority the student body will be unfamiliar with but will feel some sort of vague altruistic feelings for i e Sudanese refugees from Darfur and pick them up in a couple weeks or so Similar donation jars for UNICEF or the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund can be setup near vending machines and the like Alternatively if you actually see enough of these donation boxes around don t be shy to reappropriate whatever s inside yourself Fee 009E GIN AOU NALS Once you ve successfully procured internet access see a few sections above you can access a variety of online databases provided by the university Browse to the university s library website and look around for a link to see a list of available online databases You can now download read print see the free printing section above a slew of spensive journals and ebooks not to mention that some of the databases also offer free access to popular magazine articles and the like as well Free BOOKS
25. nding you re still sucking on someone s tit so don t fucking kid yourself students often leave their belongings unattended ripe for the picking Here are a few prime locales and situations to exploit Libraries Find a particularly isolated and lucrative study area where a student has that nice laptop or mp3 player you want and wait for zir to leave the goodies unattended A trip to the bathroom a cell phone call a study break or even the succumbence into a dream realm read taking a nap all present the perfect opportunity to whisk away that coveted item Dorm rooms Dorm rooms are routinely left unlocked To help assure that there will be no occupants at your desired time of entry gain access to a dormitory press the fire alarm and then proceed to clean out the rooms putting the gear into a backpack and leaving through a side door Should you actually stumble into a room that s not empty take on the authoritative role of a resident assistant and chastise the students for not evacuating the room proceeding to explain how remaining in a room during a fire alarm is grounds for expulsion and so on and so forth in a similar vein Mass herd gatherings Any social clustering is ripe for pillaging Parties athletic events assemblies nightclubs and so on all present various opportunities to collect unattended items A particular item of interest to look for is the ever present unattended purse Take one from under the seat in a
26. nes of I forgot my backpack and keep walking without pause Remember that pausing acknowledges and therefore perpetuates the illusory authority of whoever s telling you to stop in the first place Pay as you leave Much like you enter through the exit in pay as you enter eateries with the pay as you leave ones you can just turn right around after getting your food and leave through the entrance Hold an old receipt in your hand that you found lying around or in the trash as a credibility prop and if questioned a simple I already paid retort should suffice as you once again keep walking without slowing down You can also try to find alternate exits such as walking through the dining hall s kitchen don t worry about the workers in there they usually don t bite into another part of the university Look around and explore For both scenarios it may behoove you to find out the exact hours that the cafeteria is open and show up in the midst of the rush hour so as to be able to blend in with the crowd Culinary schools OK not exactly free but pretty fucking cheap Culinary schools often offer full restaurant quality read fancy as fuck three course meals to the public for something like less than ten dollars a meal If your local college doesn t have a culinary or cooking department look up a specialty culinary school near you at cookingschools com or any other similar directory you can find through your favouri
27. on The use of first and second person voice throughout this text is just that a narrative technique to relay fictional accounts I am not responsible for nor do I assume any liability for damages resulting from the mis use of any information in this file Please sign here stating that you understand and agree to adhere to the terms presented in said Disclaimer before proceeding any further You may not read the rest of this text if you do not provide a signature written in the freshest yak blood Amen DOMAIN Ror TUTON Ideas die by becoming forgotten Post this guide on torrent trackers usenet groups other web forums or old school BBSs drop me an email if you know of any existing textfile BBS IRC channels emule and KaZaA and so on and so forth Print it out and pass it around in school leave copies in libraries and bookstores street corners and newspaper machines When somebody raises questions answered here link them and toss them to the guide Plagiarize rewrite cut and paste have sexual intercourse with it without permission and otherwise modify this text As Free once said it s absolutely free because it s yours Think about it And most importantly discuss and build upon the ideas contained herein with one another INET OALCETON What follows is a short compendium of scams grifts cons and general recommendations for the perpetration of blatant thievery all centered around the exploitable playground that is the
28. ory loss prevention this may all change very soon This then brings us to the second piece of good news as these source tags are based on radio frequencies all one has to do to defeat them is wrap the book completely in a few layers of tin foil or place it in a bag backpack that is also completely lined with impermeable foil Shoplifters call this a magic bag physicists prefer to call it a Faraday cage Look it up ina physics textbook you just procured P Alternatively you can just run a knife through the tag to break the circuit and render the tag impotent Aside from the 90 of books with no protection and the 1 I m pulling numbers out of a hat which is to say my ass of potentially source tagged books a small percentage of books have a primitive stick on RF barcode sticker These puppies typically look like so MIN Figure 4 A RF barcode sticker that functions as a security device complete with a tank circuit on its back The tag can be made useless by breaking the circuit for instance by slicing through the sticker with a razorblade or Xacto knife The shiny circuit side is usually adhesive and is either stuck unto the inside outside covers of the book or simply tossed betwixt the pages without the paper from the sticky side even being removed In case of the former one can easily either peel the tag off or use the aforementioned magic bag technique In case of the latter simply flip through the book and toss out the
29. ou ll get paid That is to say an hour long advertising study that requires you to rate your mood after looking at some ads may only give you 10 while a five hour study that involves an attachment of something like a catheter malecare org nr551580 jpg may offer you compensation that s more along the lines of 200 If you re uncomfortable with needles probes blood samples and other general aspects of medical examination you ll probably want to stay away from all medical studies and focus on the business and psychological studies which tend to pay less per study but are also generally more pleasant Remember that the cheaper studies are often easier to get into as they have less stringent requirements and an often larger desired sample size so don t scoff at a 10 study as not being worth your time 10 should be enough to feed you for a week or more and the little studies tend to add up to nice sums over time So If I don t like needles and anal probes and all that wicked jazz does that mean I m stuck doing the cheapo studies Not necessarily However there is the little matter of burning your bridges For all studies you will have to sign a consent form which informs you of the risks you ll be taking and general legal yadda yadda to cover the sponsor s ass If you do read the fine print though you ll find that all of these forms also say that you are under no obligation to complete the study and will receive full
30. probably wont you ll want to be sure to go there a few weeks before you ll actually need the books for classes or whatnot and have them place an order for you at the store They Il ask for a name address phone all of which aren t verified so no worries there Found Copies Walk around campus Look around cafeteria tables libraries student halls commons rooms study kiosks and so on Chances are you ll find a bunch of textbooks that have been forgotten Hell why not have a try at the lost and found as well Books from courses you re not taking can still be appropriated and then exchanged for cash at college book buyback events at the ends of semesters or sold online Want a copy of the teacher s version of the book Stop by zir office when ze s gotta love these gender neutralizing pronouns not around and help yourself And yes this involves stealing shit from your fellow students all of whom are marvelous virtuous people may we all be so blessed as to be given the opportunity to shower in their shit that surely goes without saying so if you ve got any moral hang ups about this particular technique there s plenty of others offered in this text Simply gloss over this one and spend the time fuming about it masturbating to your Mother Teresa pics instead Scanned Copies Search IRC http www rorta net index php page guidetogettingwarezonirc Google http www rorta net index php page searc
31. publishers and proceed to find out the mailing addresses and or fax numbers for their publicity departments browse their websites or call email and ask them For instance Harvard University Press site states if you would like to request a review copy of one our books please Fax your request on your publication s letterhead to hup harvard edu journalists review_copies html Next design a little logo for your periodical and write a full jobsearchtech about com od letters I b1_block_p htm or modified jobsearchtech about com od letters I b1_mblock_p htm block letter providing a brief explanation of your periodical target audience numbers of subscribers etc as well as the request for the book s which are to be reviewed in an upcoming issue don t forget to include the ISBN in your request Keep the letter pithy and short it shouldn t exceed one page You can then proceed to either snail mail or fax your request to the publisher Unless you go the full nine yards and register a domain name that matches the name of your periodical I wouldn t recommend emailing the publisher as a request for a professional book coming from a yahoo account may raise a few eyebrows After receiving your book if you want to remain on good terms with the publisher so as to be able to request more textbooks in the future go ahead and write a small review of the book and send it back to the publisher complete with a little personal note
32. r IP Address and the Port Name field should automatically be filled in gt hit Next gt hit Finish gt once the Add Printer Wizard pops up select the manufacturer and model number and hit Next to install the printer drivers gt after the drivers install select what you want to call the printer and hit Next again gt decide if you want to share the printer with others on the same network and hit Next gt print a test page to make sure your setup worked and click Next one more time gt Assuming your test page printed you should now see the you have successfully completed the Add Printer Wizard screen click Finish Congrats you should now be able to print directly to the printer bypassing any third party payment bullshit You can find similar instructions for adding a printer via IP for Mac systems itc virginia edu desktop mac osxprinting osxprinting html lpr nix systems en opensuse org SDB Printing_via_TCP IP_network or perhaps tinyurl com y4qosh online as well If the above instructions are too long for you awww some manufacturers have their own specialty programs that may make the setup a wee bit easier For instance for HP printers you can use their Internet Printer Connection interface located at hp com pond j900a i ll require you to have Java installed though there is an older executable file version floating around as well Keep in mind that while your computer doesn t need to be online on the
33. s Oftentimes you ll see a few research subjects wanted flyers hanging around If you want to decrease the selection pool and therefore improve your own chances of being selected go ahead and either tear off the flyers or rip off most of the available phone stubs if there are any You should also look through the classifieds section of the local papers including the free community papers as there are study notifications sometimes places in the help wanted sections The Guinea Pigs Get Paid website which unfortunately only focuses on medical studies has a comprehensive international directory of various medical trial centers gpgp net directory php The Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies has a list of on going psychedelics studies maps org volunteer html most of which are without compensation though some lucrative offers do pop up if you scrutinize the list with care Google also has a list of links to sites which pertain to various clinical trials tinyurl com yzr2aa Google also has a listing of preclinical studies though those essentially mean animal testing and as such are of no interest to us superior Homo sapiens What s the etiquette for establishing contact with the study coordinators Essentially there s nothing to it Simply email or call up the particular department and state that you d like to be added to any available lists which will keep you abreast of the latest studies that
34. te search engine Then just call them up and ask if they offer meals to the public what times the cost and so on Gardens and Co ops Many colleges have student run fruit and vegetable gardens typically being vaguely associated with the school s environmental science program or whatnot Look around the college s website or just keep your eyes open on campus to see if your local college indeed has one and then pay it a little after hours visit to get your fill of some fresh pickings Some colleges also run food collectives or co ops that sell organic foods and will let you buy shit at a discount if you start volunteering for them Though if you re interested in genuinely free co op food something that s not strictly college related and so I won t go into it in any depth that you could check out nonetheless is your local Food Not Bombs collective see www foodnotbombs net for more info Free SOHWAG Free swag t shirts hats stickers keychains coupons product samples and other crapola can be easily procured by writing to various companies and offering to be your local college brand whore product representative for their merchandise Find a product that you have some remote interest in then find their contact information written on the product or better yet on their website and write them a cock slurping email about how you masturbate to their product on an hourly basis Gee willikers I drink ZoomZoom energy
35. thodology may conflict with your delicate ethical palate Fear not the remedy is quite simple fuck off If you don t agree with anything below don t do it and don t read it Close your eyes and pretend it doesn t exist I ve also tried to keep rants about my personal politricks to a minimum but they inevitably ooze in through the cracks of my mental cogency so once again bear with me or glaze over it if you don t agree with anything Finally realize that I don t fucking know you nor do I want to nor do I know your local college All of these techniques will probably not work at your local university but some likely will This guide is custom tailored to the university system at large not to your specific school Further realize that scams are inherently malleable they re meant to be manipulated to suit your own environment if you blindly follow what s written below you ll get your comeuppance sooner or later You may want to take a gander at a short little textfile called Mutatis Mutandis http www rorta net index php page mutatismutandis before proceeding any further And by the way if you have any comments or suggestions that you want to contribute to subsequent versions of this guide feel free to drop me a line at xcon0 at yahoo d o t c o m or give me a ring at 1 610 887 6072 And don t forget to visit www dizzy ws and www rorta net for more knowledge All that bullshit now being out of the wa
36. tructor review copy offers as opposed to the aforementioned press review copies see sagepub com reviewCopy nav Shoplifted Copies Stealing err liberating excess surplus or reasserting use value rights of reclaimed brainwork commodities books is easy as shit Beginning and aspiring shoplifters would do well to start out jacking treeware to get their game down and their confidence up Most books do not come with any sort of electronic article surveillance EAS anti theft measures For the most part they do not have tags both on the inside outside like CDs or DVDs There is however a relatively new craze fueled by all this recent RFID noise called source tagging A very small percentage of books in the market today thus potentially have a small RFID chip imbedded in their spine This is not the same thing as the blatantly obvious magnetic strip found in library book spines and discussed in the previous section Chances are you will not be able to determine if the book has this spine source tagging The good news though is twofold First of all I have never seen or heard of a source tagged book being out in the wild that is to say outside of being talked about in trade publications these contraptions are apparently not actually being used in books as of yet note that I say in books they are certainly already being used in DVDs CDs and so on but as the technology itself exists and is clearly being marketed for the purpose of invent
37. uctions on printing the configuration page Once you get to the area that has the configuration settings select that feature and the printer will print out a page listing all of its specifications Somewhere on that page you ll see the IP address Bingo bango Nota Bene Some crafty network admins or bored students could have password protected the printer s menu options so you won t be able to navigate to the configuration settings area To get around this you can either try to reset the printer download the printer s manual from the manufacturer s website or you could try your luck with giving the manufacturer a call and explaining that you re locked out of the printer so could they be ever so kind as to guide you though the reset process At any rate after you ve got the IP the next step is to setup the printer on your or the library s computer On Windows systems click on Start gt then Settings gt then Printers and Faxes gt then right click and click on Add A Printer gt click Next gt select Local printer attached to this computer not network printer and the Automatically detect and install my Plug and Play printer should be unchecked as well gt select Create a new port and under Type of port pick Standard TCP IP Port and hit Next gt hit Next again at the new Add Standard TCP IP Printer Port Wizard screen gt Enter the printer s IP where it says Printer Name o
38. uter up to the printer with an Ethernet cable the one that looks like a slightly oversized phone cable or by sending the data directly to the printer s IP address Hooking your Computer up to the Printer Chances are the big fancy university printer will have one or more Ethernet jacks for you to plug into Plug one end of the cord into an empty jack on the printer and the other end into your computer s Ethernet port and on Windows the Add New Printer Wizard should pop up within a few seconds If not proceed to play around with the printer setup features on your operating system as you normally would when setting up a new printer Keep in mind that if the printer only has one Ethernet jack and you unplug the existing cord to put yours in you ll be knocking the printer offline and therefore others won t be able to print to it so be sure to plug it back in when you re done Printing Directly to the Printer s IP Address The first thing you need to do is find the printer s IP address Wobble on over to the actual printer and play around with the menu buttons on the printer until you get to a screen that says something along the lines of print printer configuration page the exact directions vary from printer to printer so play around with all of the menu options and yov ll find it sooner or later That or you can always try going to the manufacturer s website and get a copy of the printer manual which should have instr
39. w students interested in signing up for various clubs Many of the clubs will have email lists on their tables and will be all too thrilled to add your name to their spam list Sign up for as many as possible Each time a club meeting or activity is announced you ll then get email More often than not to entice more attendance you ll also see the key words free food Show up mingle and get some free eatin Colleges have hundreds of different clubs so don t worry you ll hardly have to keep sticking to the same ones Special Events As long as you re looking at flyers look for some announcing any upcoming events or speakers Key phrases to look for include reception to follow lunch to be provided refreshments served and so on Browsing to the college s website check the online calendar for a complete list of upcoming events There are many happenings each day so chances are you ll stumble onto at least one that will be serving free food Similarly free booze can be procured by looking around for any upcoming party flyers or the stereotypical wine and cheese events yeah they really do have those Deliveries Doubtlessly you ve often seen food delivery cars darting around campus from the local eateries You ve also probably noticed that many times the vehicles are left empty as the deliver dude waits to gain entry into a dorm or is busy sprinting up the steps to the fourth floor of wherev
40. y if the strip is between the pages on the inside look at the edge of the book and you should see that one page seems to stick out slightly That or simply flip through the book and look for the strip If you feel that you ve thoroughly glanced over the book and still can t find the strip guess what the book just might not be tagged Not all library books are just like neither are all of the products in stores If you don t feel like putzing around with all of this defanging business consider simply tossing the desired book out of the library window and then retrieving it outside If the book is particularly fragile wrap it in bubble wrap and or a towel and use some tape to seal the deal Oh and the library book may also have a barcode sticker on it for cataloguing purposes The barcode sticker won t set off the alarm by itself that is unless it s got an RF tag on its back see Figure 4 in the following section though that s uncommon for library books but you should peel that shit off nonetheless Fuck barcodes FRR EEXEDOOKS Let s start with techniques to procure 100 free textbooks and then move on to talking about various penny shaving techniques Freebies Review Copies Publishers regularly send out gratis review or press copies of books to various periodicals so as to garner some hopefully positive publicity for the tome in question After procuring a list of required textbooks you can then note their
41. y let s get to the fucking scams already FER Food Let s start off by finding some shit to eat If you can t find free food on a college campus then you really must not be keeping your eyes open Unfortunately all too many schools are now forcing students into mandatory meal plans which you can nonetheless try to weasel out of by taking one of three usual routes a dietary medical restrictions will require detailed diet plans notes from a dietician doctor b religio cultural beliefs will require letters from your religious cultural leader or c personal convictions will require you writing a substantial letter explaining your beliefs as well as providing supporting letters or testaments to your credibility the strengths of your convictions by family members or and former teachers The goal of taking the third route is to point out how the food served on campus and thus the college meal plan is contradictory to your beliefs perhaps something along the lines of you only supporting organic fair trade food produced by unionized workers Contact whoever s responsible for your meal plans for further college specific information Anyway here are a few tips on scoring some free grub college style Clubs Look around any flyer boards for announcements of any upcoming club meetings Towards the start of the semester chances are your local college will also have a club or student organization fair of sorts to get the ne
42. y the dorm areas Chances are that you ll stumble onto a local unprotected wireless router that someone has running in their dorm room and that you won t need to register for since it Il be going through the main computer of the student in question For more information or to learn about getting around various protection schemes on wireless networks check out www wardriving com FOS SAMNIO Universities often offer students free maintenance and protection software anti virus programs firewalls and so on usually with the end user agreement being modified to say that you must uninstall the software when you cease to be a student Simply browse to your college s IT department website and look around for the student software section You may have to enter your name and the course you plan to use this software in though you don t always have to enter a username password as long as you re already accessing the site from within the university s network i e from a library computer Download the software along with any necessary instructions or serial numbers and either upload it to a public file hosting site such as www imihd net and then email the link to yourself or put it on a flash drive or whatnot Free MELLINA fram ather SURNE the PS FH One of the juiciest cows to milk on campus is none other than the student zirself Spoiled if you attend a university you are spoiled financial aid or scholarships notwithsta
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