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1. i a yi y a AiSadeeUI AEA O17 fi f i i 858A iaaaiauaieal i a f i 44856 if aid id tii f f d i iiaidateaa e p i eiapuyyAy cai aoa iaia i yoi iizeii downloaded fiade if f 01 a0 f date back fiadaa posted by studiot 417 1 56 pm Sat 1 Oct gt gt Q Does it only go back forwards intime but your stil in the same spot or can you make it so you end up in a nother country coz anything past 1800 s in nz you would get eaten posted by flameboy7 73 g amp 1 58 pm Sat 1 Oct Q I wish I had seen this before you may have been interested in my flying carpet I recently lost my M A L Mat Aviation License due to exceeding the weight to mat ratio shouldnt have eaten that last yak burger in Tibet posted by crashparrot 69 g amp 2 16 pm Sat 1 Oct Q You mentioned on a thread on the message board that money raised from this auction will go to a charity Good on you if you are genuinely donating to a charity would that be minus the TM fees you will be charged If this is true what charity were you looking at Would you me thinking the SPCA in light of your guinea pig mishaps posted by 24mitch24 910 W 2 32 pm Sat 1 Oct a Do you think i could rule the world if i went back to the start of time with an army of
2. A Irather like Noodle Box if your buying Q Can you please tell me how many speeds the dischargeable time synchroniser has Also does the machine operate at the same speed going forward as in going backwards and if so how long would it take me to travel backwards 100 years posted by bubbs29 83 g amp 7 33 pm Thu 29 Sep A It is an older Synchroniser Forward is 16X Speed backwards 4X Speed would you be willing to swap for The Tardis which i have in my possession Its the original that Doctor Who himself used posted by trade51 27 8 03 pm Thu 29 Sep A Does it come with Billie Piper http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 5 of 39 Q hi does it have seating and for how many does the phone work and what network is it on thankes posted by alana30 38 8 15 pm Thu 29 Sep A Sorry you will have to supply your own seats as i am now using mine in my home theater I have 3 money growing trees planted on the moon Would you consider a trade for 1 posted by shano38 19 8 40 pm Thu 29 Sep A how big are these money trees and how do you harvest the money as i know for a fact moon travel is an impossibility it is impossible to get to the moon to get harvest the money despite this i will definately consider a swap Qa Hey does this travel to 8 10pm Saturdays and then return to Friday nite Mmmm this is
3. Would you consider swapping a Mk3 Cortina Aerial for your Time Machine posted by yankeekiwii 289 tT 8 19 pm Fri 30 Sep Perhaps I did use to like green cortinas Does the aerial pick up More FM You asked Do you have photos Yes Yes I do The trouble is the monkeys are currently all on Monkey Island 2 I could take a vote as to which ones are keen to Escape from Monkey Island 2 They might be willing to succumb to your unusual requests But this is all aside from the point namely will you auction the rights to the answers to this auction I would not like to breach copyright The monkeys don t like that posted by samgabriel 55 8 19 pm Fri 30 Sep The monkeys don t like to breach copy right Very ethical monkeys you have i would be happy to swap the copyrights for a monkey one of the ethical ones or if you win the auction the copy right goes with the time machine Or you could donate some money to a worthy charity The society for prevention of ethical monkeys and its yours Hi My dearest Mike i have to tell you that you have captured my mind and soul If only I were a clever woman I could describe to you my gorgeous Inventor how you unite in yourself the beauties of phisics I would tell you that you are the greatest genius of all ages and I should only be speaking the simple truth But to put all this into suitable words my superb one I should require a voice far more harmonious than that which is bestowed upon m
4. 90 g amp 8 24 pm Tue 27 Sep A The machine can be self powered if you can find a source of Uranium 235 Alternatively it can run of mains power supply Postage anywhere in NZ anytime 5 Q haha great stuff bids posted by westyandseven 124 4 4 20 am Wed 28 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 2 of 39 A haha If its so great why arent you bidding Q I ve got a space continuum transfunctioner Would you consider swaping it for that It s a bit rough and ready and blows a little bule smoke but appears to be running ok posted by allmypukunui 25 10 23 am Wed 28 Sep A space continuum transfunctioners are old school I used to have one and it blew blue smoke too just before it blew up Get rid of it now iQ I d like to go back amp see my Great Uncle Rodney when he was 18 because he skulled a jug of beer in only 3 2 seconds amp I d certainly like to see that I m pretty sure that I have the necessary skills to complete the project too I got a C in 4th form Science amp two sticky red stars posted by mrshin 372 1 34 pm Wed 28 Sep A Certainly an event worthy of time travel And if any one can get this puppy working its you with your fancy two red stars and forth form education Q Will this machine be capable of going forwards as well as backwards it time I built one in 2052 that onl
5. TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 14 of 39 A A gt D o gt eo gt ZOLTARRRR posted by unclelisai 11 1 38 pm Fri 30 Sep Sorry no bubble wrap suit is included Does the T M have any Security measures systems and what are they posted by blink182_tkom 74 A 1 39 pm Fri 30 Sep I used to keep it stored in the garage and then lock the garage at night time when I went away on holiday i would sometimes put a bicycle lock around it for extra security Unfortunutly my garage or bike lock are not supplied with the device I hope this answers your question tniz i amp amp amp mezzage from t2o future warning tniz device iz un_ztable will cnop of topz of tne letter n and may cauze peo mpotent I muzt ztop tnis auction immedi amp amp ly you nave been warne amp amp aarrggnnn posted by boardgamer 31 1 42 pm Fri 30 Sep Is this some kind of hip txt speak Hi thought I d let all watchers know that I m auctioning this auction http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 36963423 posted by thbean 3 1 43 pm Fri 30 Sep Look this is getting ridiculous How can you auction the auction i feel compelled to buy my auction back Hahahah good laugh posted by gissyb1 3152 Se xh 1 44 pm Fri 30 Sep i prefer MUAHAHAHA I cant see where the time is displayed on this device posted by bignoselouie 81 g amp 1 44 pm Fri 30 Sep What do you think this is A clock Can you give me a
6. posted by ayzee33 99 g amp 12 15 pm Sat 1 Oct A Forget the Playstation 3 s and Xbox 360 s think BIG Go back in time and buy a crap load of brand new still in the package Ataris they will be worth a heap in 10 years Does this theory help you finish your Time Machine When a cat is dropped it always lands on its feet and when toast is dropped it always lands buttered side down Therefore if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat s back buttered side up and the animal is then dropped the two opposing forces will cause it to hover spinning inches above the ground If enough toast laden felines were used they could form the basis of a perpetual motion machine Adding in the temporal co efficient o posted by guym1 5 12 20 pm Sat 1 Oct A I based an earlier design on the whole cat hovering thing Once again i ran into issues with the SPCA they seem to have some agenda with time travel Qa At last Ive been on the hunt for one of these for a while Can you confirm its able to transport larger objects How would I squeeze my wifes arse into it Have tried rowing machines and exercycles with limited success posted by 1455 52 g amp 12 21 pm Sat 1 Oct http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 36 of 39 Q Would you consider swapping time machine for a memory enhancer in good working order Some manual input needed Size is A
7. raptormc 4 9 39 am Sat 1 Oct A Ihave already offered to swap for a A G machine that is patented as a pushup Bra I dont know how it looks but am very interested in this sort of thing How much does one of these babies cost in the future I don t know whether to hold out till the prices come down or not Cheers posted by croftfamily 89 g amp 9 49 am Sat 1 Oct A Well I think given the publicity of my therom you should see similar machines in the not to distant future at the Warehouse for 9 99 Q Hi I have a large family Does it come with a coupling to tow a trailer and is it easy to steer when going back posted by mahlea 21 9 55 am Sat 1 Oct http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 34 of 39 A It would probibly fit on Grandmas lap int he back seat no need for a trailer a I am Jason Gunn The reason I want the time machine is so I can go back in time and try to change myself and my behaviour so that I can be an A list celebrity rather than a D I hope I win posted by jase nz 179 ah 10 01 am Sat 1 Oct You will always be A list in my eyes Jase dont let the haters put you down A Q Ima nice guy I have encouraged a bidding frenzy JASON GUNN IS BACK IN DAH BACKKKKKKKK _ posted by jase nz 179 ah 10 04 am Sat 1 Oct Tell me whatever happened to that scary midget chick have the Exclusive Brethr
8. robots i just finished working on i promise i will make you and all your relatives royalty posted by suma123 58 g amp 2 37 pm Sat 1 Oct Q Do you think you ll be able to clock the page view counter by the time this auction ends posted by squidsquad 12 2 37 pm Sat 1 Oct This looks suspiciously like my time machine that was stolen from its park outside my home in Dunedin next monday I am contacting Trademe yesterday to warn them that http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 38 of 39 D a A A you will be placing an auction for stolen goods You can expect a visit from the police last Tuesday unless you return the vehicle within the next 3 minutes You have been warned posted by shane O 27 2 53 pm Sat 1 Oct Let s say for the sake of argument that you could travel back to a time before you were born The mere fact that you could exist in a time before you were born creates a paradox If you were born in 1960 how could you exist in 1955 posted by djbryant 622 P 3 08 pm Sat 1 Oct Ps Mikey It would appear you are a little premature questioning the integrity of the bidders Please refrain from doing this again or I may get quite cross posted by jase nz 179 4 3 28 pm Sat 1 Oct Does the bankcard reader except all type of cards posted by megadream 34 3 51 pm Sat 1 Oct Seller Comme
9. sounding real good and hey cheap when you think of being able to win lotto each week And ah this is just the start Maybe I better consult the bank manager for a quicky loan posted by teddybearlady 351 th 8 43 pm Thu 29 Sep A Funnilly enough I could never get it to travel to 8 10pm Saturday What is your bank managers name and I can give him a call if you like Lotto is small time with the power to travel time you can think big howz it do u wana swap 4 my sole have a look at my listings posted by lowedvtec 43 8 51 pm Thu 29 Sep That depends What kind of shoe is your sole from o gt eo Does this unit allow you to travel sideways through time if so how many miles to the litre Also could you confirm that this is a genuine time travel device as my last few time machine purchases turned out to be frauds posted by brandoooon 19 8 53 pm Thu 29 Sep A No it does not allow sideways travel through time as this unit was only designed to work 1 dimesionaly It also does not depend on any non renewable hydrocarbon resource for power I can confirm this is a genuine work in progress and you would only be cheating yourself by not getting it working Hi Mike on the previous listing I asked a question I believe it is still pertinent to this listing could you please answer it cheers Johnee posted by johnee 230 t 9 09 pm Thu 29 Sep A If the device was currently working i would be able to go back in time to check y
10. 6 32 pm Sat 1 Oct A Q were any animals harmed in the making of this time machine posted by manikazz 212 6 33 pm Sat 1 Oct Q does it give cash out can you afford the success fee on this puppy posted by hamish h 37 6 34 pm Sat 1 Oct Q hey wat happened Why has this auction becme a joke i dont kno why people have bidded so much they are not going to pay and theve just wasted your time posted by randompunker 65 g amp 6 38 pm Sat 1 Oct lt lt Previous Next gt gt http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007
11. I have opened my friday beer hoping I can get more info tonight before I start seriously bidding come tuesday posted by maria1000 59 g amp 5 06 pm Fri 30 Sep A I m hopeing there are more people like you just hanging around waiting to get down to the real bidding My Daughters operation is not going to pay for itself Beware of morlocks They are killers posted by cart25 81 g amp 5 12 pm Fri 30 Sep A This is news to nobody hi i m selling Gary the gay dead gnome on trade me any chance of free advertising on your sale you have 30 thousand views so far not bad good luck dave posted by dcearl 190 4 5 16 pm Fri 30 Sep A 28000 of those views are my mum and no free advertising Hi id like to know where you got all those incredible materials did you dig those http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 23 of 39 ULTRON CRYSTALS up They are very rare Would you like to sell them on there own How many buttons does this mechanism have One fact did you know that exact Timemachine was used in the Startrek Badies Ship It was used for a highvelocity ultro turbo teleportation device I have noticed that you have added alot of fancy extras to it since the Startrek owners am i correct posted by vinO5 22 5 21 pm Fri 30 Sep A Star Trek is for geeks Q If the mice are now in the loop things have got VERY serio
12. ah 4 37 pm Fri 30 Sep A The 36 dolphins armed with toxic dart guns are coming for their revenge I wouldnt go swimming if I were you Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping Needing to know desperately Thanx posted by boardgamer 31 4 39 pm Fri 30 Sep A havent I answered this question before Hi with regards to the time travel How much would the depature tax be if I wanted to go back in time and witness the birth of Jesus With the oil prices going up in the world prices just seem to rise higher and higher And as there is no BP Mobil Caltex etc in Bethlehem in the year 0000 I take it the depature tax would be too steep to get back to the present Cheers The Pope posted by ajmarsters 54 g amp 4 41 pm Fri 30 Sep A What witht he price of oil if you do win this auction and go back to when Jesus was born id take a very big shovel and a canteen This device could be the end of us all The paradoxes paradoxi that would result from anyone departing their alloted place in space and time could potentially destroy the multiverse itself or at least render it uninhabitable That said its quite cool and would pull the chicks posted by simonphelon 146 aie 4 43 pm Fri 30 Sep A Yes Paradoxi would be the correct term as to the rest of your question i have not bothered to read it I have a friend who has done a fair bit of time travel recently He made the mistake of looking up his gr
13. have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping Needing to know desperately Thanx posted by boardgamer 31 12 21 pm Fri 30 Sep No I have always had an ongoing issue with time looping Frankly its a pain in the arse and one of the things i couldnt solve A deja vue inhibitator is really hard to find I hope you get this Auction up over 200 I can see many late nights have gone into the construction Also I like your curtains thats all It seems like answering these questions could become a full time job Good luck for the weekend mate posted by sheepfaced 47 12 26 pm Fri 30 Sep YOur telling me i have had no time whatsoever to work on my Hyper 1200 Raident prototype for my daughters birthday Will this be able to send me back to the fifties so I can set up my mum with my dad and create rock n roll posted by cart25 81 g 12 28 pm Fri 30 Sep wouldnt it be more interesting if you got it on with your mum Do you push the red button or the blue button to make it work posted by fury4 18 12 30 pm Fri 30 Sep The start up combination is red red blue blue red blue blue blue then red it is http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 11 of 39 important the buttons are oushed in that sequence No matter what you do never never push them together at the same time ever a Do you like
14. hedgehogs posted by melouise 12 12 31 pm Fri 30 Sep A they are alright I guess i will consider swapping but how many hedgehogs do you have This is the Time Police I hope you all realize that any unauthorzed time travel is illegal and this device has not been sanctioned by the Federation of Time Travel Traffic Control established in 2034 Any users CAN and WILL be prosecuted in accordance to laws past following the REAL discovery of time space violation All time travellers and passengers MUST seek proper passport by first travelling forward to 2035 sitting your time travel license then btaining approval from the FTTTC to trave posted by thadazbaby 21 12 35 pm Fri 30 Sep A I have an expired time travel license but as i never got it working have not bothered to renew it it is up to the winner to atain their own license and also get the machine a WOF Q I had a mate with a time machine Had loads of trouble with the Johnson Rods and O rings It kept sending him to Gore in August 1977 Just want to make sure your machine hasn t suffered the same problem Cheers posted by rce 0 12 36 pm Fri 30 Sep A lol you said Johnson thats rude I have reviewed the model specs and am beginning to understand the science behind your machine I am however struggling with the phone style mechanism that replaces the more traditional flux capacitor I understand that in conjunction with a magnetic field and the load the phone
15. i told you the dolphin business is gonna be HUGE so Final offer of 35 as i have now realised the true business potential get back ASAP as i have lots of offers posted by importedgear 154 abe 5 01 pm Fri 30 Sep A its not the dolphins you have to worry about anymore the mice are in the loop I wouldnt go to bed tonight if I were you I notice that some others http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 36973310 and http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36971201 htm seem to be offering similar or adjunct products Can you please specify how we can confirm that yours is the genuine article and one that Gordon Elliott would be happy to say so Thanks posted by hamath 21 5 02 pm Fri 30 Sep A Two words copycat dirtyrat Q I ve got an old welding helmet will the built in eye protection help me if I accidentally look into the time space vortex Also I have a thing about rompers but mine tend to ride up a little when mowing the lawn any suggestions posted by whozyadaddy 19 5 05 pm Fri 30 Sep A Ihave a custom made jock strap taht seems to solve any ride up issues hello just because it s 5pm you shouldn t stop answering questions remember that if you re able to time travel with this puppy you could always ask the buyer to bring you back to friday 5pm so you can have the beers after work AS WELL AS keep on giving us the answers so we can decide how much to bid
16. it when I next time Travel amp you can pick it up ten years in the future at 40 percent per annum compound NICE Eh posted by wampro 205 te 6 16 pm Fri 30 Sep A What is your bank acount number sounds like just what i need what if you wanted to travel to the future but where the time machine in future time is 100 s of metres underground does it have a fribulater equlator so that when u time travel you wont get stuck in any objects posted by pandoras reaper 0 6 16 pm Fri 30 Sep Yes but its currently untested build this posted by mr_e nygma 71 g amp 6 20 pm Fri 30 Sep A like DOC BROWN did you recieve a bump on the on the head to get the inspiration to A Whos Doc Brown does he work at the Waikato Uni Just got in touch with Rakon here in Akl which manufactures GPS crystals They rakon you ll need one of their oscillating gryration GPS crystals to make it work An alternatiev is to get one of those Navman GPS direction finders Hope this is useful info to the winner posted by nzebiz 168 4 6 21 pm Fri 30 Sep A Im sure the winner will find this very helpful any website I am an Expert at Time travel you may know me as lloyd banks the scientist very well http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 24 of 39 A known im from the TOP SECRET lab of G U N I T now im sorry but time traven is a d
17. machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 13 of 39 A a A a D gt Dick Smith time machines are crap The warehouse is also selling them as is the 2 dollar shop You get what you pay for i think of this as more a custom time machine than home made but hey no ones making you bid was the purpose you built this machine to go back and chage the night you caught your wife having anal with your father posted by metsc 31 1 22 pm Fri 30 Sep No no it wasnt Have you seen this boy http www lysator liu se hakgu t2pics johnO1l gif posted by sharleni 234 1 22 pm Fri 30 Sep He looks familiar ithink I saw him in a movie once A Boinker is an anti gravity device that has not been invented yet I believe a Drunken Scottish sailor finds it when he falls into a pit just outside Cairo it was left there by a time traveler as a spare just in case he needed it 30 03 north x posted by wampro 205 t 1 25 pm Fri 30 Sep got ya I have a mate called Mighty Quinn who apparently passed on god rest his soul 2 years ago from heart failure I took him to a strip bar and the poor sod passed on What chances do I have of going back to that particular night so I can put hiw to rest properly as he has been visiting me at night posted by caznac 66 g amp 1 25 pm Fri 30 Sep thats how i wanna go A heart attack ina strip bar is there a drinks holder on this i dont wanna spill coffee on my lap while navigating
18. machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 37 of 39 Q I think you are being a little hard on NASA as it is obvious they indeed need the time machine to go back in time to save there space shuttles from a premature ending After all space shuttles dont grow on trees you know As for the crew of the space shuttles well they are required back it the good old USA to help clean up from the effects of a the storms they have had Just between you and me I heard these storms were the results of the Russians testing a new weather machine posted by buss 93 g amp 1 22 pm Sat 1 Oct A bloody Ruskies hi could this unit take me back to 1964 cause i missed a beatles concert in auckland cause i was too young posted by rob331 292 th 1 28 pm Sat 1 Oct A You didnt miss much Just a crap load of young beautiful easy woman screaming at the top of their lungs looking for sex with anyone and everyone a Does it come with wafers posted by mdubdub 26 1 32 pm Sat 1 Oct A Wafers are available but would be an extra cost I sthis really relevant I ve just located 2 of my own surviving time machines There had been a third larger time machine but it was destroyed in the interests of humanity I m cleaning them up and checking for warpage They seem alright Will probably offer one of them on trade me soon posted by mcaninch 8 1 45 pm Sat 1 Oct fiae TeaOeOU ATAadIaAaOU yi O SAAaiASAOIS AGI i
19. my user name and let me know what they give you posted by gt redsonja 657 Se 8 40 pm Fri 30 Sep A More FM better not be using my auction to get themselves free publicity Despite the allure of freebies my ethics and non commercial stance mean I cant break radio silence a I have a copy of the REAL hitchhiker s guide to the galaxy as in the one published on Ursa Minor Would you consider swapping the time machine for an entry from the guide eg directions to the restaurant at the end of the universe information on Vogons etc posted by grassyhill 26 8 43 pm Fri 30 Sep Nah i got a copy on DVD I noticed you have an Eft pos facility on this time machine Does this cater for Daylight Saving posted by mahills 82 g 8 45 pm Fri 30 Sep The Day light saving is always a tricky thing does the clock go backwards or forwards o gt JE Hi Mike could you please contact aj at morefm dot co dot nz he wants to speak to you about the Time machine Thanks posted by smithc 441 th 8 46 pm Fri 30 Sep A Is this some kind of fancy morse code Hi there I think you are HOT are you married yet I m considering to bid the auction so that I can get to know you better and travelled back the time the time before I had a sex change operation I m a big fans of you man lots of love Rambo posted by dst 113 9 8 48 pm Fri 30 Sep A Im not married my missus dumped me said I spent to much time i
20. n down This has defied gravity therefore not actually needing an anti gravity machine I am willing to teach you this skill personally for the time machine posted by seasme_street 114 12 47 pm Sat 1 Oct o This machine sounds just like I need Can you guarantee that I will go from 66kg to 56kg by tomorrow night If so I am willing to outbid everyone posted by clair4 478 A 12 50 pm Sat 1 Oct 2 gt 1 Does it have similar capabilities to the tardis which features on Doctor Who 2 What sort of link does it have to the time vortex and is it stable posted by martyn_jl 63 g amp 12 55 pm Sat 1 Oct I have posted a question on the model after this that you are selling in 2009 on trademe but you are no longer answering questions on your future auctions can you please answer my questions here posted by jakeiz2s 1 12 56 pm Sat 1 Oct A I stop answering Q in about an hour as i get a bad case of R S I A Seller Comment I would seem i typed an error earlier we are indeed on the front page of the Waikato Times Hope this will add to more serious bidders 1 01 pm Sat 1 Oct Q you are a fruitloop but it seems to be working i am now thinking of tapeing a pile of junk together and calling it a timemachine and geting a heap of money for a pile of shit good thinking batman posted by chris241 113 abe 1 08 pm Sat 1 Oct http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time
21. rough idea of the size of time sphere I have a rather large build I m afraid my head or feet might stick out with the inevitable results Also did you include a spatial compensator Nothing worse than moving through time only to discover the Earth s elsewhere in orbit posted by kenyarb 17 2 01 pm Fri 30 Sep Try sitting when in use that way height shall not be a problem Do the mice know about this thing Or the dolphins posted by garbutt 37 2 02 pm Fri 30 Sep The dolphin is in the know and I would appreciate it if we could keep the mice out of it for now If we are ever able to develop a workable theory for time travel we would open up the ability to create very complicated problems called paradoxes A paradox is defined as something that contradicts itself Here are two common examples Let s say for the sake of argument that you could travel back to a time before you were born The mere fact that you could exist in a time before you were born creates a paradox If you were born in 1960 how could you exist in 1955 Possibly the most f posted by marisat 213 A 2 08 pm Fri 30 Sep Could you be more borring Do you happen to have a quantity of Uranium 235 which powers the amazing device on hand My mate Uday was after some as a present for his old man reckons it will come http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 1
22. somoke your smoking posted by metsc 31 1 00 pm Fri 30 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 12 of 39 A EEEIEE IH gt D o gt See above reply regarding DSE smoke machines Would you consider a swap for a Particle Accerated Rail Gun posted by born_on_xmas 101 4 1 02 pm Fri 30 Sep What condition is it How big are these particles Hey did you watch Coronation Street last night Ken Barlow had one of these things posted by cookie2005 11 1 02 pm Fri 30 Sep Isnt he dead yet If Allen please advise same coordinates as previously organised This is not a joke posted by k1500 28 1 03 pm Fri 30 Sep No im not Allen and this is not a joke I like pies posted by steve98 72 g amp 1 04 pm Fri 30 Sep Is this a qustion or a statement if its a qustions it depends on whats in em mince mince and cheese and also bacon and egg for special occasions invented for another 10 Fugsmar in earth time 10 000 years As a Time Traveller amp Diatractnon I must say you are so close to getting it right What you need to complete this mark 1 A time transfere machine is Sratzjoingmerk DiFluzzing Crutxnoll with a 100 D boinker amp now most IMPORTANT PIECE you you MUST get a I hope this helps amp if it doesn t take three or four twice a day amp it will all go posted by wam
23. uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current sustained by the load destabilizes the posted by jamesi85 37 12 36 pm Fri 30 Sep A Sounds like you know what your talking about maybe we could hook up some time over a beer Why is everyone always going on about the flux its so 80 s Time travel is a modern mans game Does this machine have a piecost posted by rbhg2 10 12 37 pm Fri 30 Sep gt Everything has a piecost Everything Dude where s my CaR posted by katturn 134 9 12 44 pm Fri 30 Sep gt Dude who cares you parked it maybe take a snapshot with a mobil phone next time you park it so you can find it again Does this machine require a FULL drivers licence or can I get away with a rstricted licence as long as dont travel after 10 30pm at night posted by riveri1 11 12 57 pm Fri 30 Sep A Ionly have my learners You mentioned from an earlier question that it would need Uranium 235 for energy source Would that violate NZ law being Nuclear Free Being the case this machine is illegal to use in NZ will Australia allow it So posted by arlevien 154 ah 12 58 pm Fri 30 Sep A Smoke detectors are legal so why should a time machine not be Maybe you should consult your lawyer if you plan to use a radioactive power source can i have some of that
24. with them posted by woosh 71 g amp 8 20 am Fri 30 Sep A Let them discuss all they like with a time machine copyright infringmint is not an issue Q I want to avoid the use of nuclear power and stick with mains Have you worked out the number of metres of cable required per year of travel Does it vary going forward or backward I ve got the recipe for elastic copper wire Could this help in its range If so perhaps some of those followong this auction would like to make me an offer posted by http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 7 of 39 bazz34 18 10 08 am Fri 30 Sep A i havent figured out the length needed per year yet I found out the hard way that a 20 metre cable isnt long enough for 5 years of time travel the cord was yanked out at the wall and I lost my cat inbetween times retrieved the machine by pulling on the cord Elastic copper wire could be useful for bungy time travelling Q ATTENTION ALL BIDDERS AND WATCHERS ALIKE I have already won this auction I collected the incomplete model and I used my skills to complete the project in only 42 days I then travelled back in time just to send you this message to prove that it actually works Iam a genius Also the winning lotto numbers for this Saturday are 6 9 23 29 32 37 amp 40 The powerball is 19 posted by mrshin 146 5 20 pm Thu 29 Sep posted by m
25. you already have Bob s your uncle your travelling forward in time NOTE Many people have indicated they wish to tra posted by phantomchickenz 21 3 19 pm Fri 30 Sep A Huh NOTE Many people have indicated they wish to travel backward in time A laymans description of why this is impossible is given on www howstuffworks com but basically wormhole theory dictates that your stiff out of luck Happy travelling posted by phantomchickenz 21 3 19 pm Fri 30 Sep A Yip cause the internet is always right I have read lots of stuff on the www which simply is not true Just look up moon landing The internet is full of cranks and hoax sites dispelling people on their desire to travel time Q Does it come in other colours Hoping so as this one will not match my all pink ge decor posted by kidzone 633 SMP 3 21 pm Fri 30 Sep A No itis an one of prototype I never got to the mass production stage basically because i couldnt get this one to work A Seller Comment Seein as how this is getting so much publicity My mate Andrew is looking for a girl 19 25 obviously must single enjoy outdoor activities and have a sense of humour Any offers with pictures can be emailed via my other advertisement 3 26 pm Fri 30 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 19 of 39 Q I33t hAxXOr CrE4t3 u8er k3wL 5tUff II
26. 4 but could be downsized or upsized at little expense Runs off most PCs Closeup photo of part of it available at http tinypic com e6cbxe jpg posted by khaki 12 12 25 pm Sat 1 Oct A a presumably it comes with technical support is there any history of alzhiemers in your family id hate to get to the future have a problem and find i cant get back posted by andyxa 55 g amp 12 25 pm Sat 1 Oct A There will be no support provided once sale is final Can you tell me if the time machine has a catalytic convertor as the SPCA outlawed those in the mid 23 rd century and I de hate to get done by a couple of catscan machines waiting behind the superhighway roadsign for some sucker to go warping past with an illegal moggie convertor The fine could be more than the price of the time machine Meow posted by ixplorer1 126 4 12 27 pm Sat 1 Oct Some of the bidding on this auction confuses me Why would NASA be interested in this auction This isn t a space craft it s a friggin Time Machine I can understand Jason Guns interest with his prediciment that goes without saying Some other people just have no idea Geeks posted by mrshin 372 Ai 12 29 pm Sat 1 Oct A Exactley I think time travel is beyond the comprehension of most and it shows in some of the questions asked I was thinking of just donating to Jason Gun as he obviously needs it more than most a I have mastered the art of jumping down n up rather then jumping up
27. 5 of 39 A in handy in powering is anal probing devices posted by gwn 287 ti 2 12 pm Fri 30 Sep No it is remarkably hard to source in NZ Some guy was selling some on trade me the other day but the bidding got ridiculous Serious question does the plantronics headset and adapter work posted by criggie 261 2 12 pm Fri 30 Sep serious answer I dont know This will really help with some plans I have I ll need an accomplice who has some duck tape jumper leads earplugs and can speak fluent American That way we ll be able to get into TVNZ without being noticed and stop whoever it was the thought of Sing like a Superstar I also need a Bull Terrier that goes crazy at the sound of Teletubbies a credit card with the name John Banks on it and a leather gimp outfit Last but not least Does anyone have 7 of 9 s address before she got famou posted by brynn 124 ae 2 17 pm Fri 30 Sep Any takers I really see the potential but am concerned about the hours that may be required to completely finish the project Also the colour of the start sequence buttons is a problem for me Instead of The start up combination is red red blue blue red blue blue blue then red is this possible to be green green gold gold green gold gold gold then black My time travel outfit is black gold and green and the red blue buttons wouldn t gt match posted by autumnwinds 1145 Da 2 17 pm Fri 30 Sep In the future 90 of all hu
28. KE n34t g4dg3ts t3IEphR4gGinG l4m3rs wit mY m8tes r34lLy kikK A posted by arlevien 154 ah 3 27 pm Fri 30 Sep A hey if you win thwe auction i will chuck in a free keyboard I think something is wrong with yours a I have always wanted a time machine i have always thought it would be cool to take a coke can back to the Jurrasic period find a dynosaur and shove it down its throat just to piss off geologists 250million years later or go give myself a copy of windows xp and a computer to run it on 25 years ago posted by mr_fisk_it 49 3 27 pm Fri 30 Sep A Yeah it sounds like a cool idea and would really confuse the bejusus out the whitecoats I like it if you win i will give you a 10 discount on the winning bid Q Hi my name is Gill Bates I was wanting to go back in time so i can laugh at the people that said i would never steal the one thing that would make me able to pay people to think im cool and said that i would never make it with a black box Will you take A Quadrillion Tribillion Billion amp 2 as a buy now price I am a serious buyer posted by aacountry 59 g amp 3 28 pm Fri 30 Sep A I question the seriousness of this question Some people are just taking this as a big freakin joke if you are serious abou the money i will take your offer I live in Hamilton too If I want to go back in time I go to Te Awamutu posted by buster 36 3 29 pm Fri 30 Sep And if you go into the future you go to Auck
29. Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 1 of 39 Home gt Electronics amp photography gt Other electronics Time machine y Reserve met Closed 6 40 pm Sat 1 Oct 2005 Unfinished project Started making a machine to facillitate time travel unfortunately I just dont have the time to complete it Have had mixed results so no guarantees Would suit DIY handyman with quantum physics background or similar intersest No time wasters please Would consider swap for anti gravity machine Please read the questions and answers for this auction below Closes 6 40 pm Sat 1 Oct 2005 This auction used auto extend Auction Number 36725938 About the seller Payment shipping mickd 82 amp Location Hamilton Waikato 100 positive feedback Shipping Not stated Member since April 2002 Payment Y Bank deposit ween Address Verified HAV Jul 2006 Read our Safe Buying Advice Seller s other listings Read Seller s feedback Bid history Sorry but the bid history is only viewable for 45 days after the auction has closed Questions and answers a Do you have the flux capacitor to go with this I can t see it in the photo posted by studioi 417 tT 5 06 pm Tue 27 Sep A This model does not use a flux capacitor to reduce the time dilation effect Are you sure you know what you are doing Does this run on mains What s the reserve What will postage be to Palmerston North posted by izzy_dude
30. Time travel can be scary for beginners Unfortunately you re on your own with your whack theories about space and time how many gadgets can be used is compatible with the model below http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 36973310 posted by robbie_in_nz 29 4 07 pm Fri 30 Sep A http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 36973310 It clearly states it is compatable with any time machine I dont know how they can make that guarantee given the propritary type of interface i was using Still would be a handy add on to have When traveling in time how would you ensure that you keep pace with the world It is after all making its way through space at a fair lick spining to boot Perhaps thats why the extention cord wasn t long enough and maybe one of those cool power cords ona drum that unwinds itself would be the answer or just traveling in leaps of 365 anda quarter days posted by simonphelon 146 aie 4 15 pm Fri 30 Sep A For any future owner to consider a You may not remember me but I met you next month and gave you the details to fix the issues you re having with your time machine why are you still selling it posted by famanoran 11 4 18 pm Fri 30 Sep A obviously only my future self would know or remember you or know how to fix the issues if I dont try to sell It i never meet you Does your time machine cover up any traces of hyper space speed camera s out in Space poste
31. agic tricks do the beans do You spelt interest wrong you bastard How do you sleep at night posted by pulse 108 4 10 11 pm Fri 30 Sep Not to good actully theres alot of tossing and turning Hey man it works You ve done it I started reading all the above and WHAM Im now 1 hour in the future and cant remember the time in between Im gonna read it all backwards now and get back to when my coffee was hot BTW If its an anti gravity machine ya want then sit in the back of a boyracers car this would also double as a time machine if done in the presence of the law posted by smc 924 SH 10 14 pm Fri 30 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 30 of 39 A A A Very clever start but you lost me mid way I must tell you that your work is much admired in the future but you must take great care to ensure that the mice do not discredit you as they did before Remember the question posted by mgkmonty 7 10 22 pm Fri 30 Sep This makes answering all these Q all the more worthwhile Keep up the good work and say hi to your Grandmother from me Hi this is John again I managed to sort out my kerr issues but I was wondering if you had any masking tape or liquid nitrogen laying about posted by hexapod 12 10 25 pm Fri 30 Sep I got a bit of masking tape laying around somewhere i could probibly put it in with the T
32. and running so the answer would have to be no unless your some kind of Rain Man Q Hey Dude this looks a lot like the time machine I built back in 1911 about 48 hours ago Some bugger stole it one night while I was out with Napolian and the boys How do I know this is infact not my one Can you Guarantee this is another feeble attempt to copy my invention or it is infact another design all together posted by buss 93 g amp 9 20 pm Fri 30 Sep A No Comment Was Napolian well built or chubby Q hey i love the phone its so funky like totally delish hey wat does the phone do in the time travelling process or something do you think that i could like go back in time before you and buy it wat do you think posted by mochagirl 49 9 25 pm Fri 30 Sep The so called phone is used to dial up time what else would it be used for A Qa I ll add another 200 to the bidding straight away if you think you can help me install this in my blue police phone box let me know if you think you can assist posted by idj4u 441 9 29 pm Fri 30 Sep Im willing to go into any Blue Box with a stranger for and extra 200 00 A a Hey there Eyes got a PhD in kwontim fizicz and wurkt at a newclear power plarnt n yous tyme travowl orl da tyme n et hazent affekted me et orl despyte wot efurry won sez abowt et damaging yah brayn posted by edwami 118 he 9 31 pm Fri 30 Sep A This makes no sense at all any takers i think hes tryi
33. andparents and in a freak accident has become his on Grandfather Any advice on how to fix this posted by carrally1 11 4 44 pm Fri 30 Sep A Dont have sexual relations with your parents Q hey does this thing come with an instuction manual i mean theres a lot of buttons and i wouldnt want to screw up also the last car i got the instuction manual came in chinese do you have an instruction manual for my car posted by http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 22 of 39 brokenlegg 70 amp 4 44 pm Fri 30 Sep A Im half way through writing the manual unfortunetly i have been writing it in chinese so it will be of no help to you Qa Does this time machine come with a rather gay mysterious heart that can be used to prop up a weak plot from which there is no possible escape scenario With Daleks posted by simonphelon 146 aie 4 55 pm Fri 30 Sep Now your being silly How can a heart be happy A Q Can I use this to go back in time 10 yrs to get my I lost my viginity back posted by braveheart 397 4 57 pm Fri 30 Sep A Please scroll up and read ALL POSTS this has already been covered a The 36 dolphins have already been captured in my swimming pool and will be shorlty put up for sale on trademe as i have no space to transport them in the Time travel machine cat food could be a good option too
34. angerous thing and you dont have a permit we are going to have to confiscate that illeagal sorry excuse for a time mechine posted by pandoras reaper 0 6 27 pm Fri 30 Sep Arnt you the half arsed organisation that tried to ban the testing done on Fielddays Employees I see some people have gone forward in time copied all my joke questions and posted them as there own before I could ask them Can you remove questions plagiarised from my future questions posted by steverb 455 t 6 28 pm Fri 30 Sep Sure if you would like to retype all the ones in question that should be removed it should be no problem i have nothing better to do on a Friday Night Would you consider renting it to me for the weekend If I can get it going I d like to take it to last year s Melbourne Cup My girlfriend would like to come too can it take two people posted by savuka 61 g amp 6 28 pm Fri 30 Sep Your Girlfriend sounds like a real goer whats her A S L Do you have the flux capacitor to go with this I can t see it in the photo Does this run on mains What s the reserve What will postage be to Palmerston North hey whats happened people are using time machines to copy my questions posted by steverb 455 tT 6 30 pm Fri 30 Sep More to the point why is nobody bidding does this model come with a built in printer for recording future references for past times and would i need special ink posted by lyssa2 210 Ae 6 48 pm Fri 30 S
35. ase59 180 ah 5 29 pm Thu 29 Sep A Sorry the reserve price has already been met a Hi Mike This is great My dad was once a Great Viking Warrior in his past life This would make a great present for him to go back in time and find out where and when he was killed in battle WATCHING WITH INTEREST as he still displays many viking attributes today posted by dancer17 231 5 37 pm Thu 29 Sep A unfortunately you have missed fathers day Possibly the perfect fathers day gift good to see your motives are for time travel are genuine and historical not to distort time or go on some crazy rampage for your own gain Good for you i If I bought this and then went back in time and stopped myself buying the time machine would I completly disapear Or would it cause a rip in the space time continium and cause the earth to fold in on itself posted by cjhi 477 th 5 41 pm Thu 29 Sep A You see this is the issue people like you who want to experiment with time and see what would happen What if the earth did fold in on its self then what Whoops Time travel is very serious and there are HUGE repurcussions with breaking the time continuim With time travel comes a certain responsibility to the rest of man kind can i go bak to when powerball was 16mill and win lotto that would be fantastically methologacally great posted by kurto48 65 g 6 16 pm Thu 29 Sep A A machine of this sort should mot be used for personal gain
36. ble phone efptos machine shit coomputer tower headset spard floppy disc and some random wires that way i can go back and have sex with any one i want no mater what they say and it would be legal because by the time i am back in this time i wouldnt of aged a bit so they will be looking for someone 15 years older this machine sounds great maybe i could be a hero and stop the 7 1 posted by sldwysi 50 g amp 4 48 pm Thu 29 Sep unfortunately its all in my head and a bit hard to explain to people not hip with the theories behing time travel you seems to have the parts down but you also need a positive can do attitude and a certain amount of qunatum physics knowledge And an awful lot of patience it amazes me how many people wish to use time travel for sexual gratification it is not what it was designed for I am particularly saddened to have been outbid However 9 52 was the limit of my budget being as it is 76 of my annual income By the way what are these things that go whoosh when they pass my buggy on the road posted by rogerp 517 Se 4 48 pm Thu 29 Sep Those things going woosh would be cars going the speed limit You should consider a new job a monkey gets paid more in a zoo Would it be safe for pets posted by bigbobthefob 82 g amp 5 10 pm Thu 29 Sep The testing I have carried out to date involved animals I received varying results and dont want to disclose to much because the SPCA may get wind of
37. d by robbie_in_nz 29 4 31 pm Fri 30 Sep A Ihave searched the www far and wide and ahve found there is NO such thing http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 21 of 39 Q Did you know who killed JFK posted by johnji 8 4 32 pm Fri 30 Sep A Yip do you Did you know who killed JFK posted by johnji 8 4 32 pm Fri 30 Sep A Do you know who asked their question twice i Hi Would you consider a trade for Sam Mumba Or would you prefer Mr Pearce instead Mr Wells thinks either way its a fair trade posted by sannz 72 g amp 4 34 pm Fri 30 Sep A Ihave no idea whatsoever waht you are on about this is a auction for a Time Machine not wife swapping Will your machine fix the problem I m having with my current time machine where my future self posts questions before my current self is aware I have asked them posted by johnji 8 4 37 pm Fri 30 Sep A No I recently Purchased the Dolphin that was for sale on trademe and was curious if your Time Travel Machine can transport mammals of this size or i can offer you a 50 share in the the following business oportunity convert the time machine you have for sale into a dolphin canning machine that can send Canned dolphin meat into the future as i am sure that they will be extinct shortly geniune 50 business offer let me know posted by importedgear 154
38. d like to buy the rights to the questions and answers to this auction to use as the basis for a book Can you please put the copywrite to all of your answers up for auction Thanks posted by samgabriel 55 g amp 7 19 pm Fri 30 Sep A Do you have any monkeys for trade I am the winner of this auction The machine is indeed faulty and can only go back in time If you don t refund my money immediately I will be forced to not make my winning bid and therefore not be in need of the refund in the first place Either way you won t receive bad feedback and you ll still get a healthy price from the next best winning bid Actually forget about the refund I m off to buy a lotto ticket for last week opps I mean this week Thanks posted by motomi 134 abe 7 21 pm Fri 30 Sep You lost me at I am the winner Hi Are there Size or Weight Restrictions posted by griffini8 31 7 22 pm Fri 30 Sep gt oOo gt Please scroll up as height has been discused earlier 250 Pounds Max weight Your a funny Person posted by griffini8 31 7 24 pm Fri 30 Sep gt Isnt that what guys say to ugly girls Is this the same time machine as seen on Dilbert recently Link http www dilbert com comics dilbert archive dilbert 20050919 html posted by toyokogyo 6 7 25 pm Fri 30 Sep Why would someone name their child dilbert One last question except for the others I haven t asked yet ONE POINT 21 GIGAWATTS How can we generate tha
39. destabilizes the orderliness of the proton the heavier atom and the tissue of individual layers of metal The matter then seeks to re establish itself in the fractal set The trilamination inserts a curve where there ought to be none between the atomic structure and the next higher context of presence which is normally posted by jamesi85 37 3 00 pm Fri 30 Sep yip http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 17 of 39 o gt eao gt gt o gt eae gt JE A How did I find out about it There was an article about it on tomorrows news at 6 Be warned Paul Holmes intends to interview you soon as well and the Labour party is about to introduce a new time tax based on how long it takes you to travel thru 1 hour I m lucky that it will be cheap for me as an an amateur traveller it still takes me 60 minutes and so I only have to pay the base rate plus GST posted by golf geek nz 47 gt 3 01 pm Fri 30 Sep I don t know why the labour party is so damn anti time travel I hardly think an interview on prime is going to promote the auction look what it did for paul Holmes career The answer to your question re How is everybody finding out about your auction Has to do with the time looping phenomenom stated earlier an email was sent approximately 3 hours ago to one person and the time continuum is looping with differe
40. ed by lyssa2 210 t 2 30 pm Fri 30 Sep In a funny paradox the time machine actually increases the need for toiletries I dobnt know how or why but my Mascara useage went up 10 fold once i started on the machine Weird Sorry I had it all wrong from the start thought it is a stolen modern wire and cable sculpture from Te Papa would like to bit does it has amanual posted by http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 16 of 39 gt A boer 1433 JP 2 30 pm Fri 30 Sep Wonder if i could display this in Te Papa Hi Are you sure you re not secretly a DSE employee or perhaps the Big Cheese Dick himself and just made this listing up so you could push DSE products posted by nzed4 3 2 34 pm Fri 30 Sep Nah straight up I have been applying on and off for the last two years to get a job at DSE but apparently I am not qualified enough Dick is kinda a hero to me after Bob Saget and i do weant to follow in his footsteps and sell crap electronic gear for crazy prices Is this the stratiscloric time machine that is capable of sending bald goats to the future posted by oldbaldgoat 123 abe 2 43 pm Fri 30 Sep win the auction get it working try it I m sure it would be able to if you can get the goat to sit still Seller Comment How is everyone finding out about this auction 2 54 pm Fri 30 Sep I t
41. eep me believing in something that was so so close to being within my grasp RIP time machine The Dr Jason Gunn ESQ posted by jase nz 179 ah 5 24 pm Sat 1 Oct Sad to hear you will be withdrawning Was good while it lasted posted by kiweaze 599 SS 5 25 pm Sat 1 Oct http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 39 of 39 Q Man Why are you pulling it out Do you have to Because it s funny shit if you are getting taken down by the government or some shit tell them to shove it everybody knows its not a real time machine and if they are not happy with it being false advertising them they can fuck off posted by steelboy 11 5 28 pm Sat 1 Oct A Qa Mikey You with me son posted by jase nz 179 9 5 48 pm Sat 1 Oct A Q Can I get some Noodle Box with that posted by flatoutgallop 55 44 5 59 pm Sat 1 Oct A Q will it liberate the mighty he monkey of death free mandela i am the angel of death posted by vtecboy1 46 gt 6 06 pm Sat 1 Oct A Q When is it going to be withdrawn posted by jase nz 179 ah 6 13 pm Sat 1 Oct A Aha it seems you have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell Thank you posted by samgabriel 55 g amp 6 30 pm Sat 1 Oct Will you offer free delivery now that the reserve has well and truely been met posted by kennyboy1 174
42. eme co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 20 of 39 pm Fri 30 Sep FYI o labour party wouldn t be a good idea to get back on time and change Helen Clark s genetic make up to something more friendly posted by robbie_in_nz 29 3 50 pm Fri 30 Sep I dont know i find her strangely atractive in some ways Hey can I be the 41st unanswered question on your auction Pleeeeease posted by jeffreyweir 49 3 54 pm Fri 30 Sep Turns out you were the 40th Ha o gt eo gt Does Chewbacca come with this I ve gotta light saber so I will be safe in any intergalactic battles with my uber jedi skills Obi Wan Kenobi used to own this machine I m sure of it It s actually R2 D2 s cousin twice removed posted by joeskie 62 g amp 4 03 pm Fri 30 Sep A My mate Andre hasa hairy back and i could probably include a picture if you won but thats as close as you are gonna get to Chewbacca What are you wearing posted by afr 33 4 05 pm Fri 30 Sep gt um I don t feel comfortable answering this type of question a I m a newbie to time travel As I understand it time is a spiral and space is a curve If I purchased your time machine I m worried I d just end up going around in circles Does it include any navigational aids a time space map posted by sugarloop 147 ah 4 05 pm Fri 30 Sep A i understand your concern
43. en financed this project dispite not believing in time travel posted by acethecat 11 10 09 am Sat 1 Oct No those guys freak me out Dont they have like 4 wifes each or is that the mormons If the exclusive brethrin funded this it would be green and have a punga log on it D and they dont have 4 wives posted by macka13 12 10 44 am Sat 1 Oct o gt eo E gt Congratulations on inspiring so many potential time travellers My own version containing similar componentry proved too costly to run as energy was derived from continuously passing a credit card through the slot of the eftpos type charging converter Although able to travel forward in time I found myself financially going backwards and regretfully abandoned the project Have you overcome this problem posted by mikem22 79 g amp 10 56 am Sat 1 Oct A Seller Comment Ok checked the Saturday Waikato Times i am indeed in it shame its not the cover though 10 56 am Sat 1 Oct Why are you after an anti gravity machine Do you really consider yourself too down to earth or is it for your partner s use so they can join you in the stratisphere posted by ziggyboy 28 11 04 am Sat 1 Oct oc 7 cr T wn o N fe 5 D o 5 D o S N fe 5 D w o S o cr gt D N po Be J Do Be y T lt 0 or Z a a rer pi D lt o PPr gt o N fe 5 D o 5 D o Z er burnt all the fur off my english sheepdog using h
44. enz 21 3 18 pm Fri 30 Sep A Everyone whos anyone knows that Boussinesqs was a no good drunk with crazy ideas Qa Blimey when I asked my last question at 2 17 there wre approx 17 000 hits an hour later now it s over 22 000 Don t you wish your machine was working and you could just travel to when the auction had been completed posted by autumnwinds 1145 Se 3 18 pm Fri 30 Sep A Iam gettin sick of all these questions i do worry that people are not taking this seriously i put a lot of heart into that machine and I dotn just want to sell it to some goof as a novelty a we noticed a sizeable disruption on the 1st of april this year and its taken us this long to locate you and your machine the damage caused was immense but your efforts unwittingly triggered a bio shperoid that randomly eradicated one of mankinds next largest threat of extinction congradulations but don t attempt again please there s so much at stake posted by moritz 36 3 18 pm Fri 30 Sep A How could this be more damaging than 36 killer dolphins with poison dart guns a SO we now have dt dx 1 2E 2 1 2 E It is currently Friday afternoon so energy levels E are tending to zero so lim E gt 0 dt dx 1 2 It is now simple intergration to get to t x 2 rearranging to x 2t Now simply decide how far in seconds you wish to travel multiply by two and enter into the distance field in the 2000 x 2000 travel matrix which I m sure
45. ep Ink from the future and past is the same as present day ink Best not to record things from the future people will think your wacky I smell sausages posted by chris241 113 aie 6 48 pm Fri 30 Sep Pork or Beef Hi there are no banks in the future how it works is We give all our sheckles to the Politicians amp they in turn spend it on silly projects like seperate Schooling for people in differant universes amp we sue them for more than we gave them in the first place 7 usualy win Oh there are no lawyers either posted by wampro 205 th 6 50 pm Fri 30 Sep No laywers thats crazy how does anything ever get done Hi just been analysing the picture of your machine before dinner and I am wondering if you should stick with it Your big problem seems to be that there is little or no Mac componentry involved making the machine quite unevolved Word on the street is that Steve Jobs is just adding the finishing touches to what the pundits are calling iTravel I d sit on it for another 3 months try and get some time and a half at work and save some coin Just a thought good luck either way posted by shardul_nz 59 g amp 6 52 pm Fri 30 Sep What did you have for dinner a This auction is illegal and should be taken down like the dolphin auction was see s 8 Time Act 1974 http www legislation govt nz browse_vw asp content set pal_statutes it is an offence for unlicenced persons to sell trade give away or oth
46. erwise dispose of or attempt to sell etc any device which will facilitate or is purported to facilitate travel in time posted by angophora 29 7 02 pm Fri 30 Sep Yeah true shame about the dolphins if there was one race we shouldnt be pissing off its http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 25 of 39 A the dolphins and the mice Q So it s true then 131 is the office pettycash limit for Govt employees with nothing better to do than read TM on Fri afternoons posted by steveb5 145 ah 7 10 pm Fri 30 Sep A I dont accept eftposs machine is currently out of order or petty cash i hope they can do direct debit I have an anti grav machine I would swap but its missing its discombulator CX 421 Without it it often works in reverse multiplying gravity by up to 1000X it has killed a few people Since the discombulator CX 421 is only built by the Zorax of planet Iconon 9 which as you know was recently destroyed by Rii Clan they re pretty rare Also whats the shipping to Alpha Centauri posted by pulse 108 4 7 11 pm Fri 30 Sep A 5 shipping same for everywhere I dont know alot about the CX 421 does it come in blue Is the eftpos machine still compatible my dairies is broken posted by courier 44 0 7 15 pm Fri 30 Sep Send it to me maybe i can fix it for them o gt eo Hi there In the near future I woul
47. et my time machine stolen when im on a boys night out with napolian fairly Chubby really Then I see this one up for auction I ring np my russian mate Gorby to see if he thinks this one could be mine and the bastard starts bidding on it So I ring another mate of mine old george and bugger me dead Nasa starts bidding aswell All I can say now is dont sell it to the russians pleeeeease posted by buss 93 A 11 59 am Sat 1 Oct From asecret location in the Buller Gorge I have mined a small amount of Uranium 234 What i need is an uranium enrichment centrifuge I have contacted the Aotolah but he swears he has none for sale and Sadams have not come up on trade me yet If i can locate a UEC then i believe i can solve your power supply problems posted by gahedino 40 12 01 pm Sat 1 Oct Yes todays paper page 1 posted by fancytricks 61 g amp 12 07 pm Sat 1 Oct BOG Yeah but the Dolphin guy is in the NZ Herald T 9 lt O C o Ei oO O a gt oO Q e lt oO mm e ot a gt oO ct 3 M n TI 3 O J or U o a oO 3 o D A T Q gt S jase nz 179 aie 12 13 pm Sat 1 Oct A What can i say im famous LOVE ME What about a board powered by hydrocarbonite im a dealer in anti gravity boards and i am very interested in buying this time machine so i can go into the future and buy some Playstation 3 s and some xbox 360 s come to the past and sell them for heaps making megaloads of profit
48. had one then i could maybe get this puppy up and running i cant afford the fancy gear my misssus is always moaning about how much I spend on my silly time travel idea nag nag nag Q Hi My names John Titor from the year 2036 and I am currently having troubles with my Dual Singularity Kerr field I need to get back to my own future past time in a hurry and I was wondering what the mass offset distance is on this puppy Also did it come with flash back arrestors Are the parts compatible with 2036 designs What time jump are you from anyway posted by hexapod 12 11 34 am Fri 30 Sep A Hi John im sorry to hear you are currently stuck in 2005 must kinda suck to be you The machine can be self powered if you can find a source of Uranium 235 Alternatively it can run of mains power supply if you have a very long extension cord What the hell is a jigowatt posted by steve98 72 amp 11 45 am Fri 30 Sep Jig A Organically geometric modular rings from outer space Seriously dude This thing rocks I got it from Trude No idea who she got it from Great to see the original pages Very cool Can t say I miss it though Whoever never did get the spatial retemporalizer working propery My hair wil never be the same Now using the Sunlight IV model Looking forward to see who the winner is posted by xtl 0 11 49 am Fri 30 Sep A Its reassuring to me to know that it all works and i was on the right track i alot of people tho
49. he auction finishes and you dont have to answer all these questions will you create another machine posted by paynepirates 59 g amp 11 09 pm Fri 30 Sep mickd I see you re not from the future because you are using current hardware Alas posted by cyberray 17 11 30 pm Fri 30 Sep Of course im not from the future My machine is incomplete not broken I would be dissapointed if I could not text message from my time travel device is it Telecom or Vodaphone compatible posted by ztulk 169 ah 11 38 pm Fri 30 Sep Does it Bake Pies posted by flameboy7 73 g amp 11 55 pm Fri 30 Sep if I could make a pie maker I would be set See previous question regarding the pie http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 31 of 39 A cost of this machine Q Does it Bake cake posted by flameboy7 73 wi 11 55 pm Fri 30 Sep A See above Q Does it microwave food posted by flameboy7 73 g 11 55 pm Fri 30 Sep A See above the above one Does it come with russian mail order bride posted by flameboy7 73 g amp 11 56 pm Fri 30 Sep A Do you see a Russian mail order bride in the picture a Sorry to tell you your polaron capacitor is oviously destabilising the phlogiston matrix of the translucidated fnark inhalor making all left quarks spin right and tachyons behave like leptons This will cause trouble in your ca
50. hink that you ll find that a black leather gimp suit is better for time travel because of durability This is particularly important for withstanding laborious stop motion sequences of plants growing around your house and sedimentary soil building up around you before you reach the time period with cute dumb blonds walking around in togas posted by brynn 124 9 2 57 pm Fri 30 Sep I dont Lycra hel ps with wind resistance and makes my butt look smaller stefan chapman who does the 2 til 7 segment on morefm in wgtn found your auction or someone showed it to him and he put the link on his page and told EVERYONE IN WELLINGTON go for it doc would be proud posted by scrappysue 535 E 2 57 pm Fri 30 Sep http wellington morefm co nz Default aspx tabid 406 It s in the 2034 world encyclopedia as world s largest use of time on a Friday afternoon at work posted by richardrayner 24 2 59 pm Fri 30 Sep I have been busy answering all these questions while at work good way to spend a friday I was sent the link by a friend and then I mailed it to heaps of other frineds posted by brynn 124 9 2 59 pm Fri 30 Sep hope they are serious bidders E mail posted by peanut74 1 3 00 pm Fri 30 Sep Would that be Electronic Mail your talking about Further to my previous question the trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current sustained by the load
51. hought you said once the hymen is broken it cant be repaired posted by ydnam 140 ah 12 12 pm Fri 30 Sep A last time i looked my hyman was not connected to my membrane However if you are some kind of medical doctor I d be interested in swapping my anti gravity device for the time travel machine The A http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 10 of 39 gt eo ro FB gt D gt gt G machine works but it has the darndest nack and will only ever function whilst hanging up side down Would this be an amicable trade posted by stuffin 46 12 15 pm Fri 30 Sep In no way would this be and amicable trade i dont want your broken junk that only works when its upside down what do you take me for It appears the machine has appended to it an IDE hard drive I would like to know what size this drive is so I can use it in my computer should I fail to satisfactorily get my Heisenberg compensator to work The manufacturers of the Starship enterprise were successful with the compensator but unfortunately I have been unsucessful in aquiring the engineering schematics for their design Therefore depending on the price and specifications of the drive It might be a good buy either way posted by geoffr 41 04 12 18 pm Fri 30 Sep It has a 6 gig HD for storing time co ordinates it is actually way over speced the starship e
52. ia DNA anyway a Back in 82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile Would this machine be able to take me back in time so I could take State posted by nzjafa 2 3 10 pm Thu 29 Sep A you need to give up on your glory years and live for the now A quarter mile is pretty impressive though is that for real Qa Does the eftpos machine work on Pre pay time credits or pay as you travel posted by steve 28 3 31 pm Thu 29 Sep A i see you have mistaken the time defliberator for an old eftpos machine Easy mistake for beginners to time travel to make they do look similar a If I am successful with my bid do you think there is sufficient grunt in the machine to go back to the beginning of this auction wipe out all memory of it so I don t have to pay you posted by bubbs29 83 g amp 4 04 pm Thu 29 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 3 of 39 A if the auction dosnt take place you would never have the time machine so you would be stuck in the past with no machine to get back to the present time is a dangerous thing to play with and you really need to carefully consider the consequences before you start mucking with the past and breaching time continuation Ha Call me an amateur I just fixed my time machine All I had to do was put the AA batteries in the other way round and now it goes forwards in
53. im as a test pilot posted by lancalot61 126 4 11 07 am Sat 1 Oct The Zone counter was Soldered and chiped for Multi Region travel 2 gt some one put a whole bag of bean bag balls in my car as a joke and when i drove off the balls where flying everywhere it was quite annoying oh and does this come with a manual posted by koista 69 g 11 20 am Sat 1 Oct A Sounds liek a great trick The manual is incomplete and in chinese Q You must be happy posted by rampant 65 gf 11 39 am Sat 1 Oct A Bidding seems to have stalled and im not sure how many of them are serious iQ I have an anti gravity board except the air brakes are broken and it need some more qauntridiam to power it would you consider a swap posted by ayzee33 99 g amp 11 49 am http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 35 of 39 Sat 1 Oct A No thanks who drives anti grav boards running on qauntridiam these days id be embaressed to be seen on it I think this joke you have is gone mad the price now will cost you If the buyer doesnt pay you may not get a refund on success fee And if what you have put is incorrect your liable posted by swivel 305 11 53 am Sat 1 Oct A Please note this is not a JOKE auction and the winning bider is exspected to pay within 5 days of the auctions end Qa this is all becomming very stressfull to me First I g
54. ime machine if it gets high enough I have the same panasonic phone used in the time machine Is there going to be interference and if so will I get phone calls from the past and future on my normal phone This thing will pay for itself then posted by nzrawr 18 gt 10 25 pm Fri 30 Sep As long as its not Nokia you should be fine did you know the whare house has one of these for just 39 95 or was that last week perhapes it was a special if only I had a time machine guess my timing is gt out posted by smokinguns 888 SH 10 26 pm Fri 30 Sep As stated earlier the Wharehouse ones are made from cheap rubbish Japanese parts all parts on mine are Korean made Are you not worried about the CIA catching wind of this coz shit if they found out theyd have you assinated for sure posted by defdude 194 whe 10 31 pm Fri 30 Sep The CIA already have a file on me stamped IDIOT My older brother says that them your closed timelike curve may be able to overcome the chronology protection conjecture but the question still remains as to whether it utilises perturbation or rather does it restrict an objects relativistic mass in order to enable an object to travel near the speed of light and thus travel forward in time I think he s just being a smart prick shall I punch him for you posted by katekelly 25 wm 10 50 pm Fri 30 Sep Yeah give him a punch Is he hot What will you do wth your time when t
55. ip up the contract instead posted by carmm 35 10 58 am Fri 30 Sep A Is this Nick from shortland st a can i buy this yesterday posted by godzillas kid 33 10 59 am Fri 30 Sep A The inner truth says you know the answer already Qa I bought the GE Time Travel 2000 two weeks ago I have just come back from 1 05pm Tuesday the 4th and Izzy Dude from Palmy wins the auction with a bid for 251 Quite a bargain really considering the windfall he ll have on number 7 race 4 at Alexandra next Saturday Up until now only he and I knew that posted by tumekepinga 12 11 04 am Fri 30 Sep A Izzy Dude sounds like jellymeat i wouldnt beleave a word hes saying put your money on No9 Big Girls Are Fun a No its cocksey What was I thinking posted by scuzzy 70 g 11 06 am Fri 30 Sep I recently saw you in a Hamilton night club dancing i dont know what you were thinking then either On the off chance if you travel back and forward does this effect the ageing process i am a firm believer in reincarnation and would love to go back to me prev life I know to avoid the ageing process you need to add a multi atomising perplexer advance control device with a preloaded dysanctym driver to the machine does this beast have such a device loaded posted by jamiecooper 26 11 12 am Fri 30 Sep See the above Man Breast reply A more fm in whangarei wanted to contact and talk tou its all good con
56. ization unit its making a clunking noise And tends to rematerilise objects anatomically incorrect I e it once put a guinea pigs arse on its face and its face on its arse I have noticed recent eddies in the space time continuum Does this reflect your recent testing regime with your machine posted by historyman 284 th 12 11 am Fri 30 Sep A Perhaps or maybe your losing your mind a Oops another question does the main power source have adaptive capability allowing for mating to an Improbability Drive Second sub question is the user manual translated by the same guy that wrote on a 2 shop toy Plug you in and watch for educative flashing effect of lights posted by historyman 284 t 12 16 am Fri 30 Sep A One question per person please These questions and answers are the funniest thing I have ever seen on TradeMe Brilliant posted by arrh 209 12 58 am Fri 30 Sep A What that Auction for season 1 and 2 of Americas funniest home videos That show is some funny as shit Bob saget rocks Hard that was the funniest thing I ever saw on trademe Q I would like to know where you got the patent for this time machine from As i am part in a group of professionals dedicated to creating and marketing spare time I believe a copyright infringmint may have occured here by you I will contact my research and development department I believe they are on the couch in the middle of research atm and discuss this further
57. k here and saw your auction great stuff mate Gave us all a good laugh here 2K 2K K K 2K 2K 2K OK 2K OK OK K OK 2K K 2K K K 2K 2K OK 2K OK K K K K 2K K K K K K posted by fancytricks 61 g amp 8 59 pm Fri 30 Sep A Saturdays What page is there a picture Are there Monkeys and more to the point have you bidded yet What sort of range would you expect to get out of this thing There s a place which is not only a long time ago but also far far away that I need to get to I can pay two thousand now plus fifteen when I get there posted by felyne 102 ah 9 02 pm Fri 30 Sep You could defnetly travel back to 1976 when Star Wars first opened SOLD o since this auction is doing so much success I am single sexy smart 6 1 golden color and available for tonight call me posted by robbie_in_nz 29 9 02 pm Fri 30 Sep A For all the ladies in the house if i was blind what would i dream of could i possibly go back in time and change my blindness what about if i was down syndromed becoz my mum dropd me on my head could i go bak in change that OMG COULD I CHANGE MYSELF COULD I BE OSAMA IN BR A GOOD CATHLIC BOY OR BE PARIS HILTON OR THE PRESEDINT or could i eat a sandwhich go bak 3 minutes b4 and eat it agen thanks im very interestd in ur contraption posted by shuntz 110 abe 9 14 pm Fri 30 Sep A If you were down syndromed i doubt you could get the time machine up
58. kons you have humour i was tempted to ring him to point out the seriousness of the product posted by mikek 200 th 9 51 pm Fri 30 Sep i dont believe you Paul Henrys got way better things to talk about than me Plus i dont see any humour in such a serious matter as Time Travel and im sure he wouldnt either CAN I GO BACK TO THE FUTURE THINKING I AM IN THE PAST WHEN IM REALLY IN THE PRESENT CHEERS posted by holden113 192 ah 10 05 pm Fri 30 Sep For startes you would be going forward to the future not back Time Travel 101 In it s completed state would the time machine able to advise the answer to life the universe and everything posted by mrshin 372 th 10 05 pm Fri 30 Sep Ah you must be talking about The theory of everything Trying to mathematically combine all the those forces is something that I have decided to leave to the professionals Hi there Please check here http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 37001043 for a picture of me with the monkeys actually ON Monkey Island This photo was taken a little while ago before I escaped I didn t have a time machine back then Those were the days Anyway If you want to come to some arrangement posted by samgabriel 55 g amp 10 08 pm Fri 30 Sep One of the better pictures of monkeys in action i have seen Is that legal Would you consider trade for Three Magic Beans posted by cafish 101 ae 10 11 pm Fri 30 Sep Depends what kind of m
59. land Will you trade for my girlfriend she does tricks posted by bungholio 13 3 31 pm Fri 30 Sep Got any pictures and more to the point what kind of tricks does she do Hey I was wondering if this machine supports dilithium crystal phasers posted by chipsi9 0 3 33 pm Fri 30 Sep I heard those things were being phased out o gt eae E DF OD do you have any pics of your mate andrew only I have a friend who knows someone who is looking for a penpal does he have a problem with 200kg convicted rapists at all posted by loritruck 42 3 35 pm Fri 30 Sep A its getting a bit off topic Andrew is abit shy but he is open to anything and not fussy when it comes to his woman ill the machine allow me to go back in time into my mother s uterus and change my genetic make up for a better performance I mean few inches longer posted by robbie_in_nz 29 3 39 pm Fri 30 Sep This is just filth A You are a genius I want your babies posted by sez66 159 ah 3 41 pm Fri 30 Sep A that can be arranged im sure Does my push up bra count as an anti gravity machine posted by princess223 184 ah 3 43 pm Fri 30 Sep A Yes it does I will definately swap What size What are the physics behind it how does it work hey to mrshin who said he won the auction and came back in time and told the powerball number 19 is not a powerball number duh posted by hippie666 115 ah 3 50 http www trad
60. lpirinated zetasiser Nano which renders the time machine useless In short it looks like a dud posted by aoc7 389 Ah 11 58 pm Fri 30 Sep Can I turn back the clock and cyber with you with this device in a deep and meaningful way posted by madmumzy 175 aie 11 59 pm Fri 30 Sep A Sure you can sweetie just place a nice big bid Mmmmm me thinks with all the TIME you have spent answering these questions you could have finished 2 of these units Cheers posted by zen40 175 aie 12 20 am Sat 1 Oct A Q Are you just a bit looney or completly f ing nuts posted by camjam002 4 12 20 am Sat 1 Oct A Scroll up this has been answered several times PEOPLE PLEASE READ ALL Q BEFORE POSTING Qa By the look of the picture I think its wired it up wrong Everyone knows that the hard drive to give a physically possible lorentz factor has to be wired in parallel to the EFTPOS machine not in series How else is the quantum temporal tunnelling perturber going to collapse into an eigenstate of the Hamiltonian spanning the local spatual Hilbert Space posted by jamez_bull 192 4 12 21 am Sat 1 Oct Hi since we already know who won the auction is there any point in bidding now posted by russki_nz 18 12 22 am Sat 1 Oct A Yes bids must continue as if you did not know who was going to win taht way it will still make its final bid amount Otherwise im stuck with the peice of junk a Whats the msx ammount of yea
61. mans are colour blind so colour becomes somewhat irrelevant Every good time traveller needs a tight fitting lycra jump suit to travel time in style I don t have an a nti gravity machine but I do have an anti gravy machine it dries up your sunday roast should someone force watery gravy on you it s really useful would you swap it for this posted by richardrayner 24 2 29 pm Fri 30 Sep An anti gravy machine i could use that sounds really really useful Bugger Can you remove that 3000 bid by Time Machine1 I really do want to buy this stuff I reckon this is art Also 7 of 9 is really hot and this is my only chance to meet her Paul Swain said he had a gimp outfit but I said I didn t want to wear anything used posted by brynn 124 4 2 29 pm Fri 30 Sep If you won the auction you could just go back in time and not bid 3000 Is there any warranty with the time machine If Yes then how many years Can I get refund if it doesn t work Is it authentic posted by fungming 33 2 29 pm Fri 30 Sep I apologise for some of the idiotic questions Yes this is a real auction No refund if it dosnt work as it is unfinished i can t crack it But i am straight up will using this device eliminate the need for toiletries as i can keep returning to my freshly make up applied self or will i need a perpetually made up modem and if so can this create an unwanted momentary lapse of reason i wouldnt want to get caught Out post
62. n the air about swapping it will put you on my watch list posted by usualsuspect 161 ah 12 44 am Sat 1 Oct WItsaf em eucser dna enihcam emit eht yub enoemos pool emit sdrawkcab a ni ma I pleH posted by aoc7 389 t 12 59 am Sat 1 Oct eo A dnuora draobyek ruoy gninrut yrT 1 We are keeping you busy arent me 2 Is it possible to go back into time and find out who killed JFK 3 With timemachines how do you know WHERE you will be when you go back foward will you be in the same spot the machine was when you turned it on eg in your bathroom so in 100yrs time if your bathroom is now a road you ll be on the oi road posted by kiweaze 599 MP 1 39 am Sat 1 Oct A Q Can I come and view ths in Hamilton some time Maybe trial it posted by 1 kiweaze 599 P 1 39 am Sat 1 Oct A A S L initialy i found it funny but after reading ur replies to all da question i am forced to say u got some talent and i wudn t be surprised if u actualy have got this goin all da best sellin it mate hope ppl go easy on da questions posted by flyen 204 th 2 03 am Sat 1 Oct Your a nice fella have a free bid on me A im a litte bit peeved my bid for 50 million dollars was genuine and you removed my bid Im sure there is someone else who can make this product cheaper you have lost a customer anyway God speed posted by frank_db 66 g amp 4 10 am Sat 1 Oct A 50 000 000 is in no way a serious bid for this ve
63. n the shed working on the time machine She will be back though once she see the serious I get for it on trademe Q This may well be the answer to all of my problems You see I have a hobby of growing KAURI Trees which I find rather time consuming posted by mahills 82 g amp 8 52 pm Fri 30 Sep A Would you like to trade Forestry is the way of the future trust me Q Sorry to harp on and off about this but due to the gravity of the situation the monkeys would like to know if you would be willing to swap the time machine for an Atari And a harp Let me know and I ll pass your message on posted by samgabriel 55 g amp 8 56 pm Fri 30 Sep A Ialready have an Atari ST that is a state of the art piece of equipment i would consider swapping for some games like Ikari Warriors and Moonbase man those games are wick a so does this machine works well with the remote control of http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 36973310 posted by robbie_in_nz 29 8 56 pm Fri 30 Sep A This has been asked several times please try to keep up In answer to your Q Yes most likely Q 2K OK OK 2K OK OK K K 2K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K OK OK K 2K K 2K OK OK K K 2K K OK K K K Hey Dude Your in the Waikato http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 28 of 39 Time s Wicked huh I wor
64. n time posted by ttkn 12 8 50 am Sat 1 Oct A See above Man Breast post Hey Mike We ve been monitoring your auction from our mirror site TradeMe Mars and we feel obliged to tell you that those beta version hyper dimensional resonators can become a little unstable if you set the travel destination beyond about 50 years You could end up or a few hours from where you intended and if the earth as you call it has moved as per normal you could end up a few kilometers under the crust or else very high up in the atmosphere Could this be a problem for your purc posted by geophilus 223 8 53 am Sat 1 Oct Have you solved sub atomic orbital warp My Searle effect based Acme Time 401 went missing along wityh my girlfriend Sam but I glimpsed a snatch of her in Blow Up 1966 The time machine keeps going past in the background disgised as a floral Mini Moke Can you help retrieve either or both posted by autumn13 65 g amp 9 19 am Sat 1 Oct You saw her what in Blow up This is a family auction A Q Further to the above if I go back to 1966 to fetch the fetching Sam she will be 20 and I will be 60 plus the time I age while travelling so how much money will I need to address the imbalance posted by autumn13 65 g amp 9 23 am Sat 1 Oct a hello i to am from the waikato region and i have an anti gravity machine and i am willing to swap for your time machine PLease reply evevn if you are not interested posted by
65. ng it on with me i have a large box of stupid pills would you like these to give to all the unbelievablers lol posted by marki07 84 A 9 39 pm Fri 30 Sep A Is this Marc Ellis I have one initial question Is it possible to attach a Reality Distortion Field Generator http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 29 of 39 gt JEE JE RDFG Unit to this particular Time Machine I know it attaches to the RDFG panel on the TM6000 with 4 X 8mm Hex bolts but this being a custom built I wanted to be sure before bidding again And also not unlike yourself I m a bit shocked by the number of people who don t seem to be taking this auction seriously Good luck posted by samgabriel 55 g amp 9 45 pm Fri 30 Sep CHeers for the vote of confidence unfortunetly it dosnt have an attachment for a Reality Distortion Field Generator but there is nothing stoping you form putting one o if you win the auction at current price its still a bargin once you factor in the cost of your Reality Distortion Field Generator add on card Seller Comment Ahem I am off to bed but rest assured all questions will be answered in due course Thanks 9 48 pm Fri 30 Sep I like you posted by jase nz 179 ah 9 48 pm Fri 30 Sep Is this Jason Gunn by any chance If so i like you to FYI Paul Henry on Radio Live spent some time discussing you he rec
66. ngs_search_results asp searchtype GENERAL amp searchstring 36725312 amp searchregion 100 a Cont If anyone visits I merely go back in time to prior to Skippy s pool being completed It is of course the Wellington Harbour which I closed off Sorry forgot to let everyone now that all ferry sailings have stopped to ensure Skippy s safety posted by thbean 3 10 56 am Fri 30 Sep A Bob saget is no longer the funniest thing on trade me check the link above a dolphin for sale and I was worried about the SPCA Thats brilliant a WANTED Someone to go back in time with me This is not a joke PO BOX 6657 TARANAKI NEW PLYMOUTH You will get paid when we get back Must bring own weapons saftey isnt guarenteed Ive only done this once before whos keen if i win this auction maybe it could be you like charlie and the willy wonkaz P posted by spasticated 185 4 10 56 am Fri 30 Sep A time travel is fraught with danger and not for the inexperienced I suggest only seasoned veteran time soliders answer this add Also this auction is not a personal add for you to advise for travelling companions or single woman who like walks on the http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 8 of 39 beach Q I am a celebrity from sing like a superstar with this machine can I go back in time to the moment when I signed up and simply r
67. nt Ahem Due to the recent publicity a proffessor of quantum physics got in touch to have an inspection of both my therom and the machine He has confirmed that my theory is fatally flawed and in fact my machine is just a phone attached to an old computer and an eftpos machine I am incredilly embarrassed and would like to apologise to everyone who took an interest As such the Auction will be withdrawn today at 6pm My sincere apoogies to all the genuine time travellers out there Peace out 4 50 pm Sat 1 Oct Is this covered under the FAIR TRADING ACT if it does not work can I return it posted by crested 214 th 4 51 pm Sat 1 Oct Will you marry me I like your style Ooops are you male or female as if female we will have to resort to a civil union oh and don t worry about the one that thinks he is married to me He will do the lawns and dishes posted by bubby1 627 H 5 16 pm Sat 1 Oct Hey would you trade it for a 1979 TARDIS Its all up to date in regards to service history and another question is why didnt you switch to plutonium like the DOLORIAN seems more efficient as Uranium is hard to find at the warehouse always sold out give us a buzz about the trade TARDIS just had a paintjob and upgraded the FLUX CAPACITOR yours looks pretty mint though Newer model posted by tfl 199 ah 5 20 pm Sat 1 Oct Thats pathetic You have an opinion And in mine not a good one Peace out biatch I will continue bidding until 69m to k
68. nt forwarded email addresses withthe URL Link to this auction This was a result of the future purchaser going back in time to 3 hours ago and promoting the auction to make himself famous what a big head eh posted by brettsky1 72 g amp 3 01 pm Fri 30 Sep Strangely enough that makes perfect sense thanks iS normally occupied by living things beneath the solar niche and within the biospheric niche in a five to eleven dimensional collapsible schema of the universe My question why the phone posted by james185 37 3 01 pm Fri 30 Sep My Answer What phone can i get some fries with this if i win it posted by reyhani 4 3 02 pm Fri 30 Sep If you come and eat them at McDonalds with me Do you have a time code booklet also In particular I can t remember the Novikov Self Consistency Principle and whether I need to indicate on a time vortex on ramp posted by oscil8 1 3 03 pm Fri 30 Sep the rules of time travel are complicated but easilly found on the internet in regards to how people are finding out More FM posted by stienie 81 g amp 3 05 pm Fri 30 Sep I should probibly stop listening to Sport Radio then At the moments its been forwarded around by email Good marketing posted by newscam 25 3 07 pm Fri 30 Sep Only if i get a high bid Hi there would you be interested in a philosophers stone I am selling one Here is the link if you are interested http www trademe co nz Elect
69. nterprise only had only a 500MB Hard drive True The Hard drive also has some games on so you can play whilst travelling time Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping Needing to know desperately Thanx posted by boardgamer 31 12 21 pm Fri 30 Sep No I have always had an ongoing issue with time looping Frankly its a pain in the arse and one of the things i couldnt solve A deja vue inhibitator is really hard to find Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping Needing to know desperately Thanx posted by boardgamer 31 12 21 pm Fri 30 Sep No I have always had an ongoing issue with time looping Frankly its a pain in the arse and one of the things i couldnt solve A deja vue inhibitator is really hard to find Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping Needing to know desperately Thanx posted by boardgamer 31 12 21 pm Fri 30 Sep No I have always had an ongoing issue with time looping Frankly its a pain in the arse and one of the things i couldnt solve A deja vue inhibitator is really hard to find Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping Needing to know desperately Thanx posted by boardgamer 31 12 21 pm Fri 30 Sep No I have always had an ongoing issue with time looping Frankly its a pain in the arse and one of the things i couldnt solve A deja vue inhibitator is really hard to find Does it
70. our question unfortunetly it is still in its unfinished state so you will need to repost the question a could you give me the full formula for the physics of this machine i will need it if i am going to continue to work on this invention thanks posted by godave 36 9 11 pm Thu 29 Sep A Yes but it wont be what you expected If you dont have time why dont you just complete it and then go back in time to when you didnt have time and then you would have already finished it Duh posted by lin40 4 9 41 pm Thu 29 Sep A Your pretty smart If you got this time machine i d bet you would be smart enough to make it work but your probably to busy trying to cure cancer or something Q Are you all completely out of your minds posted by shebedevil 162 4 10 03 pm Thu 29 Sep A Moon struck thunder over the swamp in autumn rules and customs are disregarded Contradictions say both yes and no and you must try to understand both sides a i will be your giney pig on a bogus jerney if you send me back i will mack sure hallen http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 6 of 39 clark taks all her beauty sleep not just 2 hours a night i will allso make time stand still when when i get out bid on my next auction call me about the giney pig deal any time on 0900 spaceman thanks 4 your time ps do u have a buy now or yesterday or
71. posted by lizp79 298 t 1 26 pm Fri 30 Sep You could probibly place it on the top of the Machine however it does shake a little when going so no hot drinks ooops forgot to complete mission 31 15 north posted by wampro 205 th 1 26 pm Fri 30 Sep Well taht makes a big difference have you got a hiblewobby transformer for your super transquadrahedric triangle modifier spec 2 5 quadraped and if so ill trade for a space probing monkey posted by makka_man 24 1 27 pm Fri 30 Sep I havent got one but I would seriously love a monkey especially a space probing one maybe we can do some sort of a deal Hey there i love the design but do you have this in pink as the colour shown wouldnt match my hair posted by savageO1 242 th 1 27 pm Fri 30 Sep Maybe you should consider changing the colour of your hair to match that of the time machine I have an Anti Gravity machine gt http imagiware com brian Corrinne photos corrinne swing 1 jpg wanna swap posted by arlevien 154 1 28 pm Fri 30 Sep hmmm nice machine how does it work It seems awfully complicated Who is the midget driving it I m trying to decide between your time machine and a Big Mac Which do you think is best posted by steve98 72 g amp 1 29 pm Fri 30 Sep Id go for the Big mac unless you have a genuine interest in time travel http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale
72. pro 205 t 1 13 pm Fri 30 Sep I have never heard of a Boinker is this a typo as i know of a 100 D Bionker would you swap for 2005 subaru wrx STI version 9 full body kit sq blowoff valve front mount intercooler 19 chromes pillar gauges 290kw at the wheels 11 29sec at meremere WOF amp rego posted by metsc 31 1 13 pm Fri 30 Sep What colour You can get it in the future bid ont the machine and i will include the co ordianates to get the stuff can you kick start this machine or is it auto posted by metsc 31 1 17 pm Fri 30 Sep The start triger is incomplete see above post regarding Remotes may be an option Hey there do you have it in red ur machine is not very friendly to the eyes posted by toper 45 1 19 pm Fri 30 Sep If you win the bid ill pop in some red spray paint Hi there 2 questions 1 I bid 29 99 as DSE are selling a mass produced version of this item for only 34 99 Now WHY would I pay you more than 29 99 for what is clearly a HOME MADE time machine that doesn t even work I might end up stuck in the 80 s And we all know THAT would suck I ve already been stuck there for nearly 10 years of my life and I don t want to repeat B Previous Q about how Eddies in the S T C space time continueum Has anyone heard how he s getting on How di posted by samgabriel 55 A 1 20 pm Fri 30 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time
73. ronics photography Other auction 36966413 htm cheers posted by mr_biggs 26 3 07 pm Fri 30 Sep Bit exspensive isnt it Oh my goodness this is great I love Timespace Portals Hey maybe we should have a Timespace party Im planning to leave with my wife and 7 children to back to when the MoriOries were around I havnt worked out the time date but it should be Cool tastic Wish me luck fellow geeks Keep up your TIMEPORTAL TIMEMACHINE building posted by vinOS5 22 3 12 pm Fri 30 Sep thanks you have a very healthy attitude toward time travel http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 18 of 39 Q can i sleep with your sister posted by saffa 28 3 17 pm Fri 30 Sep A umm I would have to check with her b ut my guess would be no Still no harm in asking she is probably gonna want to see some pictures a I think I have identified one of the problems you may be having The formula you describe earlier does not take into account Boussinesq s theory of triple intergration Try using dt dx 1 v2 c2 2 By combining this with Einsteins E mc2 we find that dt dx 1 E v2 m 2 Research by E Brown in 1986 Ph D gives a close approximation for v in these circumstances to be 88 mph or 39 11 m s An estimate of mass m allowing for an adequate quantity of uranium would be 765 kg so we now have dt posted by phantomchick
74. rs this version of the time machine can travel back And also im looking for a star trek original ear piece worn by spock posted by camjam002 4 12 24 am Sat 1 Oct Ah I have just come up with an emergency fix for your polaron capacitor and send it back to you I can see you incorporated it last week so you are nearly in working http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 32 of 39 condition Pity you will have given up and sold it Then again you have not sorted out the problem of the variable speed of light yet which we will have been discussing yesterday evening or was that the day before tomorrow after it will have been too late because you sold your time machine Time travel is sooooo confusing some posted by aoc7 389 12 27 am Sat 1 Oct I ve made a mew fuckups during my life and how many trips aprox can this machine do More than 1000 trips My mates older version back in the 1980 s i think it was an old V100 upgrade delusional machine and he seemed to get around back nd fourth quite easily So yeh does it come with the latest users manual personally i havn t yet gone in one but i have heard great things Do you recommend me selling my old 90 s version the V1250 WITH AN EXTRA MOISTURE EXPOSURE PAD FOR THOSE WET TIME posted by camjam002 4 12 33 am Sat 1 Oct o I have an anti gravity machine but i am up i
75. rshin 372 th 10 37 am Fri 30 Sep A To ensure history continuity it is vital that you win this bid and also do not meet your self in a differnt time So you actually need to bid Great to hear you got it going was it the flux capacitor or the time reference dilator I m very interested in upgrading to your machine as mine is getting a bit worn can I come and inspect your machine How does last Wednesday sound posted by biggzblues 29 10 49 am Fri 30 Sep A Sorry i had a court arraignment last Wednesday Do you have a perpetual motion machine for sale posted by jovi1 100 ah 10 50 am Fri 30 Sep A Of course not Everyone knows this is impossible Have you not read the laws of Thermodynamics Q I bet it isn t 90 fat free per 100 grams posted by peanutaxis 36 10 54 am Fri 30 Sep A I bet you it is a Bubbs29 had an interesting question about wiping the auction Your answer Miked was quite incorrect I recently bid on http www trademe co nz structure listings listings_ search_results asp searchtype GENERAL amp searchstring 36725312 amp searchregion 100 and succeeded then notified Trademe who withdrew the auction but I still have Skippy Neither Trademe the Police nor the original seller can prove I don t have it If anyone visits I merely go back in time to prior to Skippy s pool being com posted by thbean 3 10 55 am Fri 30 Sep A http www trademe co nz structure listings listi
76. ry serious auction Qa So if I win this auction does this mean I can finally Figure out the meaning of the TV show L O S T and therefore become a GOD to its followers posted by destroyednz 84 g 4 47 am Sat 1 Oct A SPOILERS Its a monkey in a ballerina suit down the hatch And Walt is Jacks lost son http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 33 of 39 Also is this Remote control http www trademe co nz structure auction_detail asp id 36973310 compatible with your Fantastic Machine as I have been burnt by this type of machine and if this will really work without being reprogrammed I would be very interested also if there is a power failure during Travel will the Time clock flash 12 00 to inform me of this also why did you decided not to use a Flux capacitor posted by destroyednz 84 g amp 4 54 am Sat 1 Oct Isnt it sad that all these losers that have no intention in paying create new usernames such as nasa and kgb If I knew their true identities and id I win the machine I will go back and prevent their births They don t deserve to exist Cheers posted by jase nz 179 44 8 41 am Sat 1 Oct A Thanks for your support after all this is a serious auction for serious people I dont want to have to relist this if a fake person wins the bid and answer all these Q again Does it deform you once you have travelled i
77. t kind of power Will I need to harness the power of Rita posted by samgabriel 55 A 7 30 pm Fri 30 Sep o A Rita is a one hit wonder I often have to restart my Millennium Falcon with a hard bash on the bulkhead with my fist constant modifictions have made for an extremely realcitrant hyperdrive does the time machine suffer from this cause I m a bad arse one armed bandit and can t do http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 26 of 39 A A 2 things at once posted by looped 112 4 7 50 pm Fri 30 Sep bad arse one armed bandit Sounds like my last girlfriend RE Monkeys I do have infinite monkeys that have been playing with pencils and typewriters for a while trying to come up with the entire works of Shake Spear so I guess I could spare a few of them These ones don t perform space explorations however sorry posted by samgabriel 55 A 8 06 pm Fri 30 Sep If they dont perform space explorations im not interested Do you have any photos For safety reasons could you please advise if you have taken into account daylight saving I do not want to risk returning at the wrong time and disappear in ever decreasing circles up my own rear end If not sold could I please book a return flight a AA with you posted by pat kake 2511 E te 8 15 pm Fri 30 Sep I believe i answer this Q later in the postings
78. tact dave posted by dolphin4 178 4 11 15 am Fri 30 Sep A Are they serious bidders Qa I see the machine has a New Zealand 2 pin power plug on it Does this mean that travelling is restricted to no further back than the invention electricity And how would I get on if I wanted to witness an event overseas Do you supply a travel adaptor posted by steve98 72 g amp 11 17 am Fri 30 Sep A You should be able to pick up a travel adaptor from any DSE store for around 30 00 figure this cost into your final bid amount Qa My DeLoren is stuck in 930BC and the time travell unit is knacked Does the new one A Iam sure you could apply to AA Mutual Also is this an 021 or an 027 posted by steve98 72 g amp 11 19 am Fri 30 Sep gt o There is no phone attached to this device you are confusing the phone looking device with the Flash sequence time modulator dial up Q Hey there I have an ultimate Corbon Tube do you know if it will fit Bitronian ultrazector belt I am currently building a T9 ULTRA PARALLAX ZURG I was curious to know if you had a proton Xyler Otherwise very interested posted by vinO5 22 11 21 am Fri 30 Sep http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 9 of 39 A No it wont fit unless you machine 1 45 mm off the end i spent ages trying to fit it A proton xyler wow thats pretty flashy I wish I
79. this Im sure if you were able to get it working correctly it would be safe for all organic life forms ATTENTION ALL BIDDERS AND WATCHERS ALIKE I have already won this auction I collected the incomplete model and I used my skills to complete the project in only 42 days I then travelled back in time just to send you this message to prove that it http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 4 of 39 actually works Iam a genius Also the winning lotto numbers for this Saturday are 6 9 23 29 32 37 amp 40 The powerball is 19 posted by mrshin 372 t 5 20 pm Thu 29 Sep A Cool it seems this auction ends with a successful bid congratulations Hi can you confirm that the phase modulation has been accurately calibrated on this I ve read on the geeksquad forums that incorrectly calibrated phase modulation while time travelling can make a guy grow boobies posted by arcad23 105 ae 5 29 pm Thu 29 Sep A I have noticed this i had put it down to old age and The Noodle Box but you have me thinking YES I HAVE A ANTI GRAVITY MACHINE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SWAP COULD YOU FINISH YOUR TIME MACHINE AND BRING IT TO TAURANGA AND GO BACK IN TIME TO WHEM MY ANTI GRAVITY MACHINE KICKED INTO GEAR AND FLOATED OFF TOWARDS THE SUN IF YOU CAN DO THIS IT WILL PREVENT IT TAKING OFF AND THEN YOU CAN SWAP IT THANKYOU FROM JASON posted by j
80. time See you suckers later Im going back to the future Oh and as a heads up to the winner of this auction everything in the future is chrome posted by jd10 234 th 4 29 pm Thu 29 Sep Please note AA batteries were only invented in 1968 so dont go back beyond this time Also they will be phased in 2010 due to the invention of the organic fuel cell brought on by the severe depletion of the worlds battery resources So dont go forward in time past this date Q Yes I do know what I am doing without the flux capacitor I can t modulate the 21 gigawatts of energy I need to transmogrify the time space continuum So far all attempts to locate a flux capacitor have proved fruitless hence why I haven t been able to time travel They ve got them in the future but I can t get there to get one posted by studio1 417 4 39 pm Thu 29 Sep I dont know a great deal about flux capacitors as my machine does not use one You could try getting in contact with Marty McFly his delorean time machine is based on Flux capaitation and he maybe able to supply you with one May pay to get a couple cos they dont last to long apparently I think I saw one for sale on trademe a while back I have half of my cheese and tomato sandwich left from lunch would you consider a trade posted by adamstar 59 g amp 4 44 pm Thu 29 Sep What kind of dressing do you think i could get your theory on paper so i can build my own time machine all i need is a prta
81. tomorw posted by pepe5 73 g amp 10 13 pm Thu 29 Sep A I have actually trialed this on a Guinea pig and the results were not pleasing My legal advice is i need some serious arse consent forms signed before I do any more trials i actually have a theory that helen Clark is a space traveller from both a differnt time planet and dimension her politics actively demotes research into time travel a have you programmed or allowed for a few memory times perhaps so when you have to leave a time in a hurry you can do so as i have a few jobs i have to do and they will require quick exit posted by chris_2million 21 10 32 pm Thu 29 Sep A Sounds awfully suspicous Quantum physists are renowned for their high ethics and morals I would have to question your motives and interest in time travel It is unsafe to have just anyone travelling the tides of time there is so much potential for so much damage to be done Hi i have something that can solve your problems cheque out my listing 4 one preloved timeing light good nik has helped in meany time related matters like getting the dloren up in runing and my phonebox please reply to DR who at the red phonebox on the corner of the world just past santas place thanks 4 your time ps you can buy now the timeing light 4 one pot of gold or a bank cheque posted by pepe5 73 g amp 10 36 pm Thu 29 Sep A there is nothing wrong with the timing the issue seems to be with the particle atom
82. ught i was dreamin and said I was crazy and a dick head the spatial retemporalizer was added after I sold it so can t help there a Hi I work for NASA adn we d be very interested in err meeting with you to discuss the future of this type of machine in the mass market I promise this won t be a long shot it will be a very up close and peronsa err meeting yes meeting posted by vixen79 165 4 11 53 am Fri 30 Sep A Sorry Iam only interested in meeting with representatives of CERN or the Warehouse this device is neither related to aeronautics or space travel a Hi there Can you please tell me is this the kind of time machine that is operated by placing between the legs i am a bit concerned because of what happened to Napoleon and his uncle there is a parallell here because that one didnt work either posted by hello3 93 g amp 12 03 pm Fri 30 Sep A My original setup was two recliners on either side as long as the dual magnetic swazzi is attached to the membrane any seat will do hi What is the time preset come off On my new sony vcr i have been able to record OK but on my older VCR s I kept stuffing up and i dont want to end up in the wrong century if I use your machine also does it come with a remote posted by davefi 29 12 05 pm Fri 30 Sep A i suggest you visit DSE and purchase a universal remote which can then be programmed into the difibulator Q dual magnetic swazzi is attached to the membrane I t
83. us Personally I think you should try very hard over the weekend to get the thing going and either send all the mice FAR away or get yourself as far as you can out of their influence If you stuff up their grand experiment they will not be pleased posted by garbutt 37 5 54 pm Fri 30 Sep A I think its the beady little eyes that freak me out so much There are also rumours they are the finacial backing behind Winnie Peters election campaign Q Can you transport more than one person at a time and if not can the machine be sent back to pick up my partner Is the time synchronisation accurate so we arrive together I would hate for one of us to come early posted by akataka 37 6 06 pm Fri 30 Sep A There are connections for up to two to travel simutanously more could be added as there are an extra 3 hard wired electronic nimdo rods on the back not in the picture Answer this one If I go back to the time of when it was just Adam and Eve and kill them both does that mean this auction or conversation will never take place posted by timid_ 104 8 6 06 pm Fri 30 Sep This would neither be clever nor smart i think you just want to see Eve in the nude COMMENT Labour will find a way to tax this p posted by todagt 99 g amp 6 06 pm Fri 30 Sep gt Dp gt Yeah if they dont shut down Trade Me first I know a good tax haven for your cash amp it is in the future send me your booty amp I will deposit
84. y species for I am the humble owl that posted by westminsterchch 188 ah 8 21 pm Fri 30 Sep Ahem just for the record I am single approximately thirty years of age In the past and the future I have found that physics and romance to not mix but am always keen The 1000th anniversary G Shock finally phases out world time in favour of time travel One day you ll look back on this contraption and laugh You should hire a designer if you want to scale production posted by dealni 3606 Sexe 8 23 pm Fri 30 Sep Yeah but does that new G Shock work underwater what processer do you use to opperate it e g pentium 3 can it connect up to the net posted by pandoras reaper 0 8 24 pm Fri 30 Sep Its a 486 with no modem Hi Out of curiosity how many watchers do you have Hey great to see something a little different up for auction Good luck with your auction posted by http www trademe co nz Electronics photography Other auction 36725938 htm 8 11 2007 Time machine for sale TradeMe co nz New Zealand Page 27 of 39 SAL angeez1 1842 SP 8 35 pm Fri 30 Sep A There are 527 watchers when what I really want is 527 bidders I dont need luck I need bidders people just seem to be treating me and my auction as a joke Hey dude this auction is plastered all over the radion station and more fm are the ones whom want you to get in touch with them for some freebies there talking about you dude remember
85. y went backwards and I haven t been able to get back to my time I need one that can go boths ways so I can come back to this time to feed the cat I have posted by jd10 234 8 2 07 pm Wed 28 Sep A interesting dilema but simply answered by the formula dt dt 1 v2 c2 1 2 which i have designed the device around in theory past and future travel should be possible I have sympathy for you and your cat but when amateurs play with time travel this is what happens i looove it its a master piece in progress p posted by moooona 254 t 6 47 pm Wed 28 Sep A this is not a piece of conceptual art it is a very serious quantum level time travelling device well would be if it worked Does it have fast forward rewind and pause posted by izzy_dude 90 g 9 21 am Thu 29 Sep gt Time is a little more complicated than fast forwarding rewinding and pause The time reference dilator is capable of such functions but the theory behind it is somewhat unproven It does have an eject button if thats any help Here s a curly question If I traveled back in time to when I was ten years old do you think it would be illegal for me to fondle my younger self posted by absolut 22 2 13 pm Thu 29 Sep A ina court of law i believe what you are describing would be classed as Self pleasure or perhaps self abuse Either way both are perfectly legal no matter what the age If you were caught they would have issues proving it v

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